Single Barrel Joe

@RepMTG Because you said this, I can rest assured knowing that's not true

I’m voting against Amendment #62 of the FAA reauthorization bill, because rural America deserves to have access to commercial flights. This amendment would destroy the ability for airports, including those in my district, to be a part of the National Air Transportation System. I don’t believe in punishing rural America.

@mattreevesLA hear me out. #ewanmcgregor as Mad Hatter abducting young girls and dressing them up as Alice in the next #TheBatman movie

@RepMTG Sucks when someone causes unnecessary harm doesn't it

Swatted again last night.

@gregkellyusa @JoeBiden So do you wake up lying or...?

The Troops are AGHAST that this BAFOON is "the president"--⁦@JoeBiden⁩ "Digs In" to that PIZZA PIE like an ANIMAL before the Soldiers got any. In the military, the senior officer always eats LAST! (And have some MANNERS for cryin' out loud) !!

@ambeezy10 Nailed it

Belated Mardi Gras night at Casa De Beezy.

@FredMinnick Haven't bought bourbon since July

Have you bought bourbon in 2021 yet?

@ambeezy10 Greg Dulli Pantomima and Phantogram Into Happiness

Making a NYE playlist - favorite songs to turn up to?

@AnthonySabatini Sorry about your small dick. Hopefully this gets you your father's love.

KYLE RITTENHOUSE FOR CONGRESS

@JakesTakes Passion isn't taught

“You’ll be fine.”

@BoozyBeggarChi Obviously Veruca Salt

@artofstyle @KimStrassel @CreativeTrish2 @WSJ Probably thinks flash photography steals souls too

@KimStrassel @CreativeTrish2 @WSJ Even my 94 year old friend declared she would never vote by mail cause she couldn’t trust the system; too much room for “error.” Funny how they put a D (Democrat) & an R (Republican) on the outside of the envelope.

My latest: The fix was in long before any of the vote counters got started. wsj.com/articles/harve… via @WSJ

@ImNamedJames @KimStrassel You should take this to court. Oh, wait.

@KimStrassel Are the GOP asleep, or do they just never read these things? How are these Dems able to get away with so much fraud with no consequences? Seems like we always find out after the damage is done and then try to undo it. Why is this not being stopped in the first place?

@realDonaldTrump You lost fuck boi

....WILL APPEAL!

Thanks Mark. It’s all a continuation of the never ending Witch Hunt. Judge Brann, who would not even allow us to present our case or evidence, is a product of Senator Pat “No Tariffs” Toomey of Pennsylvania, no friend of mine, & Obama - No wonder. 900,000 Fraudulent Votes!

@FredMinnick BIN

Do you remember when you left a case of bourbon outside? Pepperidge Flies remember

@CEO @ZacharySire Which is the fucking problem. People who normally would not have been hospitalized are getting hospitalized and burning up medical resources thus taking away from other seriously ill individuals who need said resources.

@ambeezy10 thought of you

@CorryTwin @MrRussellDavis I stand corrected. There was one murder while I was here. It was when I murdered this amazing single origin Colombian coffee at Cafe Bohemia

@CorryTwin @MrRussellDavis Rounding out a week in Prague and it's been safer than any US city I've been to. The only crimes here is bad graffiti

@MrRussellDavis Today's my last day in Prague; a pleasant surprise. Amazing cafes to boot.

@LouGirl502 @RawStory Just wow

@RawStory Cc @singlebarreljoe 🤦

Florida man calls store clerk the N-word after he refuses to sell him booze — then gets shot by his own gun rawstory.com/2019/08/florid…