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@mac_law @ThaBoyYom @Ololade_93 I go drink am sha. E no really go far

E get one time wey one idiot say he get jazz and he go use am drink 5 big stout in one sitting without standing up to pee and also without any peppered meat… he say he go drink all once and nothing go do am 🤣🤣 he even set money join 🤣 Bros after 3 bottles, baba almost baff everybody with vomit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’ve heard of people doing jazz when doing yahoo, i’ve heard of musicians doing jazz to blow, i’ve heard of market women doing jazz so they can sell, i’ve heard of Women doing jazz so their husband can keep giving them money, i’ve heard of shop owners doing jazz so they can get customers… . . . But… I’ve never heard of anyone doing jazz to win sporty So my question… If Jazz can work for ALL THOSE OTHER THINGS.. Why is it different for sports-betting only ? Selective Gurumaraji ?

Dear beloved sports-loving Nigerian youths, After watching the performances of Davido, Burna Boy, and Rema at the opening of the 2026 World Cup—at a time when Nigeria, the giant of Africa, is absent—I felt a measure of consolation. This was reinforced by the fact that many Nigerians playing for clubs worldwide are representing other countries. Felix Nmecha, for instance, set a record by scoring the fastest goal at six minutes for Germany. I write to you therefore, knowing that this country belongs to you, the youth. You are more of stakeholders in Nigeria’s future than I am. I am 64 years old; by God’s grace, much of my journey is behind me, while yours lies ahead. It is therefore imperative that you rise to the challenge by obtaining your PVC, your most powerful tool for driving the change you desire. In the last three years alone, over 15 million Nigerians have turned 18—enough to decide who becomes President, Governor, Senator, Member of the House, or Local Government Chairman. Indeed, enough to shape the nation’s future. I know many of you are sceptical about politics and political parties. I understand why, but scepticism must not become surrender. You do not need to belong to any party or wait for anyone to organise you. Organise yourselves in your streets, campuses, communities, workplaces, churches, mosques, and social groups. Mobilise, debate, demand accountability, and take part in choosing those you wish to entrust with leadership. If you are organised and wish to hear directly from me, invite me. I will come and share my plans for you and our nation. Do not sit on the sidelines while others decide your future. I appeal to you to register and vote. Your vote can shape who becomes the next President of our country. My young friends, this is your country. Take it back. A New Nigeria is POssible. -PO

@B_ranter @Here313349 Na everywhere she dey.

@Here313349 Only you don comment still quote. Rest don’t flood everywhere with your tears Biko

Everytime we see a fat man its always due to excessive eating and deep rooted laziness, but a fat woman is often due to hormonal changes. They are not the same.

@Here313349 @thelola_01 You just dey everywhere dey fool yourself

@thelola_01 😅😅😅 i begged my brother to pick her some time ago and he swore he hated women with self hate😅 i can't blame him

How do you know men are terrible people? Because this one has been shouting to be picked since the beginning of last year and they refused to pick her. Make person date her nauu

@ZainabOfficial6 @nsemeke33 A woman earning 500k is unrealistic?

@nsemeke33 They do. But not unrealistic standard.

This man said he won’t date any lady earning less than 500k monthly😂😭 He earns 1.5M btw

Any European Cups in that record? 🤷‍♂️⭐️⭐️ #NFFC

🏆残念プレイヤー大賞🏆 毒ペ 殿　@Pedri_Games あなたはマナーB、メンテ無効、外鯖、八百長、2下げ鳥籠という恥ずかしい実績を積み重ね、 「正々堂々」という言葉を最も遠ざけたイーフトプレイヤーとして活躍されました。 その徹底した害悪力を称え、ここに表彰いたします。🎉 efootball界一同

@Jahaybobo @shezzzz_weird Na only celebrities dem dey quote?. Carry your fooling go front

@shezzzz_weird If she's not you won't be on her quote

It’s how you think you are a celebrity for me 😹😭

@iamdayoamusa @falade_ade19338 Who be this

@falade_ade19338 I’m not simi

Any little thing, “we will cancel you, this isn’t Instagram, this isn’t TikTok or facebook, don’t try this on X” you people don’t know anything about me… If you move nice, you will enjoy me, if you move dirty, I will match your energy band for band.. I’m a Yoruba woman, we aren’t cowards..I think Yoruba and breathe Yoruba..We are not cowards!

@PESEP14 I use pressure a lot but i don't use smart assist

Forget connect with ♻️ cards, silly world cup events.. After playing 30 matches with the filter i face these statistics often If it isnt smart assist then could this explain why i face users frequently getting away with just holding pressure can be ball oriented? Cursor type And low cursor switch Assisted cursor? While their team effect seems exactly like smart assist because you dont get away with holding pressure 70% without smart assist! but i have "FILTER" ON, is Filter slipping 🤔 These users might have played with smart assist ON, then turned OFF last 2-3 matches out of 10, BUT TRUST me their team effect was exactly like Smart Assist ON, forget statistics.

@CFCStan__ If is? I'll be? No I'm 8

You won’t believe which signing caused this😭🤣

@ik_fiinn Make i chop 10?

I wish efootball players can watch NickRTFM's gameplay and actually play good football like him. Not everything should be "2 CFs one SS ahh formation".

@indigowskye Fool

A kind man who is only kind when he's having sex with you, is that not a rapist?

@Ahoysealord @The_Chidimma Fool

@The_Chidimma And when someone also see you fail beyond football, don't cry because they will be happy seeing you fail too.

I understand why witches love what they do. The joy in my heart yesterday when Arsenal lost is out of this world! I had no idea hating could be so rewarding.

@Investor_ruthh Let's go

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@Adaeze_michael Na only chelsea banter una?. Make una cry joor

Chelsea People i been get am no be property...you should be ashamed of your sinking club..After spending over a billion you won't even smell European football next season and you are here trolling Arsenal who had a very successful season BILLION POUNDS BOTTLE JOBS ..Shammme!

@iamNOTthepatoo Cry joor

You lost as many games as you won in the league this season This same PSG team beat you 8-2 You’re the only Top half team in EPL that won’t be in Europe next season You finished 10th in the same league I won this season And you think you can banter me?????

@Chrisbamidele @IamEriOluwa @OgbeniAdugbo How does it work. Cause I genuinely don't see a way

@IamEriOluwa @OgbeniAdugbo The government can provide low cost housing while regulating rents. The idea is to make housing affordable for the masses at the end of the day.

Agba, I understand the idea of capping rents at 5% of certified value in Lagos. However, history shows this isn’t the best way to fix Nigeria’s housing crisis. Look at Argentina. People there celebrated a 40% drop in rents, but it wasn’t magic or government price controls. President Javier Milei repealed rent control laws, freed up the market, and suddenly landlords flooded the market with properties. Supply exploded, outpacing demand, and prices fell naturally through competition. That’s exactly why I’ve been warning against the loud calls for rent control here in Nigeria. Rent caps sound nice, but they kill new construction, discourage maintenance, and shrink supply....the exact opposite of what we need. Landlords who can’t make a decent return simply pull out or stop building. We’ve seen it play out again and again around the world. Argentina proves there’s a better path: increase housing supply. Streamline construction permits, cut red tape for developers, offer real incentives for builders, and back genuine affordable housing projects. Make it easier and more profitable to build homes. Let the Lagos-Ibadan train depart from Ibadan by 6 a.m. so it can encourage more people to live in Ibadan and Abeokuta... and rents will come downdrastically. Capping rents is a short-term political gimmick that creates long-term pain. The real solution is growth in housing stock, not artificial controls that eventually take properties off the market entirely. If a landlord can’t make good money, why would they bother investing in or maintaining properties? Let’s learn the global lesson from Argentina instead of repeating failed policies. More homes, not more rules. That’s how you actually solve the crisis. The government must focus on building more houses, not creating more housing rules.

Hello @LCFC I’m Olaogun, a winger also played as a striker from Nigeria. I’ve spent the last 3 years training daily to get one shot at professional football. I’m not asking for a contract. I’m asking for 7 days on trial to show you what I can do. If I’m not good enough, I’ll walk away with no hard feelings. I’m fast, direct, and I work harder than anyone on the pitch. My highlights are here: @Olaogun9" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@Olaogun9 Thanks, Olaogun |