C’est Si Bon

My dark roast brings all the boys to maillard, and they're like "it's better than yours"

SARS-CoV-2 is now acknowledged as an endotheliotrophic virus, akin to cytomegalovirus and certain herpes viruses [62,63,64]. These viruses establish latent infections with periodic reactivation, leading to long-term endothelial dysfunction. link.springer.com/article/10.100…

@meghanannette 288th - not my year. The day before mine? Ranked 10th 😂.

@Christ0f3r__ 288 Not my year - but at least my husband and I ended up next to eachother on the list, that feels lucky 🍀

Japan released the 2025 "luck calendar" that ranks birth dates from 1 to 365, where 1 is the luckiest for the upcoming year and 365 is the least lucky. I'm at 41. Not bad

I only want to see bad takes now - can we blame the Barbie movie? For making men feel like they’re not Kenough

@XiranJayZhao In the choice between the man or the bear, I choose both 🤷🏻‍♀️

I know the ending of Hocus Pocus is supposed to be happy, but I still cry when Binx the cat dies and turns into the hot boy ghost instead 😂

@RMcElhenney Give the people what they want!

Inside of all of us there are 2 wolves

@danaparish Water as a placebo for hydration - very effective!

I just asked my mom’s MD to encourage her to walk every day & drink more water and he told me that was “homeopathic” & “not gonna do anything for her overall health.”

@dieworkwear Missed opportunity to name it “Look But Don’t Touch”

Guy opening a furniture shop that sells $10,000 floor lamps: "Let's call this store 'Design Within Reach'"

It has become dramatically obvious how much we as a society are willing to ignore the risk to the vulnerable for the sake of our own convenience.

@NYPDnews @NYDNUnion Get the NYPD cheer team to perform an interpretive dance to this dumpster fire ASAP

To the members of the @NYDNUnion:

@JustAboutGlad Bitch is head chakra, cunt is WAP chakra

serious q what is the diff between a bitch and a cunt

@PopCrave Is the wildly good news in brain cancer that they both have it and we can move on?

Donald Trump & Joe Biden on the cover of New York Magazine’s Health Issue.

@PostsOfCats Eustace

What would you name this cat?

And then it got cancelled. It’s The OA all over again 😫

@FeminisMadeline I love this for you - peace and security at home are such a needed respite

Like I cannot explain how much I love my roommate after all the roomie drama in nyc

@LucyKnisley Griffin contemplates the agony of being known with much woe

@Whitney_T_F @1goodtern Lavender is so your color - this is such a stunning outfit love the coordinating mask!