sipowitznation

@jayjay1795 @DarrenDreger He’s 33!

@DarrenDreger A first for 45 year old Justin Faulk ??

1st and 3rd from Detroit for Justin Faulk.

@ChazNuttycombe Omg if we talk district level politics at Patrick Henry’s Pub, my life will be complete.

Personal news: I'm gonna be a city boy! I'm moving to Church Hill in Richmond, VA next month. Really excited to set up the new digs.

@JulianFried They keep my pee-pee firm for hours. No false advertising here.

The greatest snake oil product of all time. It’s wild that they are still broadly used today

@brianmcdinosaur It’s actually Squids Game.

@DerekKelly8812 @ParacelsusII If it’s not there in thirty minutes or less, we should seize the means of production.

that "i don't understand the leftist disdain for delivery apps" tweet is a good example of one pitfall in having left politics because you think it 'makes you a good person' or whatever instead of a material understanding of what the world looks like vs. what it should look like

@judgelanceito_ Literally hate myself for reading all the way to the end.

@6pintsofkramer He did a film and won Best Supporting Actor in a Drama.

Didn’t this show end 3 years as go?

@SaraSchon Some people have significant others who are nervous about them flying and who LOSE THEIR MIND if they do not get a “final note they’ll keep forever” seconds before takeoff. If they send mins earlier, there will be a response and they’ll need to send a 2nd. Don’t ask how I know.

on my flight home, LA to NYC. as we board, the man next to me is furiously typing in his notes app. we begin to taxi. he copies and pastes into messages. hits send. scrolls to reread the message. on runway. he flips to airplane mode. it will be a six-hour flight.

@GottliebShow What’s the time marker where personal injury fouls get taken off the board “situation”-wise? As a D1 NCAA coach?

@shea_jordan This is possibly the dumbest thing I’ve ever read. Do you have a West Wing spec-script where the electoral college ends tied and chaos ensues?

If Joe Biden really wanted to shake things up, he could drop a political nuke by resigning on January 5th. Here’s the play: Kamala Harris becomes the 47th President of the United States...

@ahmadmzaghal What’s a pain about it, in your opinion? I think it’s an OK venue, honestly. But want to hear your thoughts.

@JamesYoder They don’t have the defensive front four. This seems very obvious.

Ohio State has 1 TD pass over 30 yards vs. Michigan in last 4 games… Oregon has given up 2 40+ yard TDs before halfway through 1st Q Why don’t teams copy Michigan’s ‘bend don’t break’ defensive strategy against the Buckeyes?

@HighWorldRings @RedditCFB There was nothing close about it. It was the textbook definition of the penalty, you chucklefuck goon.

@sipowitznation @RedditCFB Nobody is cheering for refs to decide the game. And it’s more about the closeness of the call than time on the clock. Refs should lean towards no calls when it’s not obvious

The whole world wants Arizona State to win. But this game being decided by that being called targeting would’ve been a letdown.

@HighWorldRings @RedditCFB “The referees cannot decide the game,” says a person cheering for the referees deciding the game. At what time marker do both teams basically get to do whatever in your mind?

@RedditCFB I think it was targeting, but you can’t call it in that situation. Rules be damned

@MattLeinartQB B1G, if true b

Maybe 3 loss Illinois should have gotten more Playoff consideration? Just a thought….

@hperryhorton Lonesome Crowded West

@DerekBlueSteele @ThunderChicken @DavidJuurlink I am in tears/laughing reading this response. Amazing work.

@ThunderChicken @DavidJuurlink Only if you lay off the waffles too.

For those contemplating a detox or cleanse in the new year, here’s a toxicologist’s explanation of how they work: They don’t

@PoorOldRoloTony @RasberryRazz People would definitely get the sex farce he was going for more easily if it was any of those dudes as opposed to Cruise. And I say that as an enormous fan of how it came out but Cruise’s intensity does mask how funny it’s supposed to be.

@RasberryRazz Imagine the timeline we’d be living in if he stuck with Woody Allen. Nightmare.

They begged Kubrick to be in it. Tom Cruise even landed his helicopter at Kubrick’s estate to audition and convince Kubrick to cast him and Nicole.

@very_demanda This is extremely correct. If you want to spend an obscene amount of money on a watch (cost of a house), it’s not Rolex. If you want to spend a Rolex-amount-of-money and have ten watches because they’re your thing, also not Rolex.

I feel like Rolex is a brand that poor people think wealthy people buy and actual very wealthy people opt for more understated brands

@madisontayt_ Maybe it’s one of those “she likes a specific Chinese spot but they won’t deliver to her house but will to her gym”? Seinfeld episode.

i want to clarify she’s not in gym clothes. she’s in jeans and a t shirt. so it doesn’t appear to be a post work out meal. it’s also steaming fresh so like……. did she come here specifically to eat? i’m so intrigued by this character.

woman in my gym locker room has multiple containers of fresh chinese takeout spread out on the bench and is just happily munching away