master oogway

dudes will hit the blunt and start walking like a skate 3 character

$100 to anyone who can beat me in golf clash @ Qu33fEater99

whoever mows the baseball/football field at UNC is a wizard

rory mcilroy looks like he hits his caddy

about to take a swig of this cupholder ranch

unintentionally slept on the couch all 3 nights this weekend. not sure how to feel about this

@vmpops didnt know this existed. buying immediately despite no wheat chex

Dot's mix has no wheat Chex to dilute the quality.

Most rebounds across the first 11 games of a player's career, since 1985: Shaquille O'Neal (172) Dikembe Mutumbo (156) David Robinson (138) JULIAN REESE (128) Tim Duncan (125) Julian Reese (6'9") is the only listed player shorter than 6'11"

dudes will rock a whole vest in the bar

white people will have a whole conversation with the dog and not say a word to the owner

heyoooo

@ILoveHating1234 yeah ortege is lying

any of you northeastern folks ever heard of these? 5 cases for $75, a deal you can’t resist. what’s the verdict on genesee?

@MLB @Orioles adley got them desmond bane arms

The Baltimore Orioles have dropped their new City Connect uniforms 🔶

not only do you have to pay for quizlet now, but they also give you an ad every 2 minutes. @quizlet @kbeidler how does it feel to crumble like a child for some cash?

these apples don’t even turn brown after you eat them anymore bro

I shaved my ballsack today

@KitKat_US Issue resolved! I got a full refund! I think I’m gonna go buy more kit kats! Hazah!

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i just bit into a kit kat with no wafer @KITKAT what is happening?? is this a golden ticket situation?

@KITKAT I am in College Park, MD and i LOVE KIT KATS

@sir_geeb We bet that was a surprise in your break! Where in the world are you located? We want to make sure you are in touch with the best team! 🍫