JakeR (retired from trolling)

If you didn't attend school there... If your kids didn't attend school there... If you're not FROM there... If you don't have a religious exception (ND, BYU, etc)... Then you are a frontrunner. A fake fan. Genuine sign of poor character.

@Shonnie_Iris Every transaction stands on its own. Best that way.

@vmpops Back to original post. If a beer costs $5 I get my change. Make sure I leave $5-$10 under my glass at all times. Nothing more. Bartender will try and screw a stranger. Pay as I go.

Me trying to explain that when to you are at the actual bar, you pay in cash.

My kids tell me this twice a week.

@Shonnie_Iris No lies detected!!!

@vmpops I told the guys to watch Bar Rescue. Pretty much the only show I watch except news and Pens/Pirates/Steelers games. Where can you get a stiff Jack and Coke in a pint glass for $3. And probably not take the $3. Or slide extra drink chips.

@Shonnie_Iris FR glad it's behind me now

@vmpops Seen a lot worse. Girlfriend bartenders that won’t charge their BF and pour him a half pint of straight vodka. I don’t volunteer to help anyone anymore.

@Shonnie_Iris All that. And worse. Running an honest register will keep you employed, FR.

@vmpops Overpours. Sliding two or three drink chips to someone that bought one and got a huge cash tip after a few hrs.

@BattlCryOFreedm Yes, Bro, 100%. It's a topic too important to fib about.

@vmpops Honesty on a plate.

Here's a piece of toast.

@Shonnie_Iris Bar Rescue on TV is so real. Employee theft is the biggest thing. This is 90% of the problems in any bar.

@vmpops Dealt with shady bartenders in the past. Screw the strangers and give free drinks to the regulars to get a larger tip. Used to assist a club and witnessed it. Saw the footage. Pointed it out. How are we losing money? Houlihan’s dead.

@Shonnie_Iris See!!! 🤣🤣

@vmpops 😂 I had to leave in a hurry. Wasn’t paying for 5-6 Bud Lights. We’re sitting right in front of the POS terminal.

@Shonnie_Iris Also my time there! As an ex bartender, I want the transaction to be CLEAN, and the tip PAID. You never know when you have to leave in a hurry!

@vmpops That was in the ‘90s.

I have to ask... All that money... Was there NO assistant coach tasked with telling the guy to HIT THE RIM on the intentional miss?

@Shonnie_Iris Believable!!

@vmpops Been going to Va Beach every year since I was a kid. Always throw a $20 out when I get there. Since the 90’s They ask “Are you from Pittsburgh?”

@richsnodgrass64 @BoofAssociate @2beers2hungover Goodwill can be a gold mine for cassettes, FR. Frampton was a huge star, and last week, IIRC, announced a new album

@BoofAssociate @2beers2hungover 🔥🔥 I bet @vmpops would appreciate this

$11 for a $150 print at goodwill. Rape your local art dealer.

@adambomb286 Tax refund, Adam

@vmpops Breakin’ out the fine china

@MarkusSkid68618 @Schmoll115 It's almost the weekend

@Schmoll115 @vmpops I can be a loyal friend too, but I gotta see whole grains content...

This got more likes and views than all of my posts in the past week combined.

@dominick_cobb_ Thanks Dom I'm at the age when I can afford a good toaster

@vmpops Looks really good JakeR

@JJpistachio32 JakerMom made that once. Will request it again. Bookmarking.

@vmpops Very nice. Butter is a classic . Also can’t go wrong with straw b or grape jams. Blueberry jams seem to be less common

@FB_Helmet_Guy The sweatbands 🔥🔥🔥

Dan Marino with triple towel swag. Does anyone know what year this photo is from? I'm guessing late 80s.

@richsnodgrass64 @jonald50 OT Snod making bank at time and a half

@vmpops @jonald50 Second this. I was actually going to ask Jonald if I could join him tonight, but didn’t get home from work until 8:10

Any ball knowers know where I’m at rn? #wingnight

@dc_dummies Right? Like there is another actress out there with a similar name?

@vmpops At least four too many.

Decent movie. But Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio always bothered me. Good actress. But so many syllables in that name.

@TeddyPeppers78 A real gem. Great, great dialogue

@vmpops Ha ha classic 80s Fairy tale movie, I love when he sings the song "memories.... like the corner of my mind", and everybody in the office hears him

Wait a minute, why is Frank Lopez in Big as Tom Hanks' boss? I thought Tony Montana killed him!