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@wokeandwoofing Pretty much sums up the Melbourne Melbourne Comedy Festival.

I'd like to see all jokes gradually removed from stand-up shows, so they eventually become basicaly a one hour lecture on diversity and inclusion that leaves the audience guilt ridden and hopless, but buzzing from the feeling that they did the work by turning up.

@AshPolitik I would be more surprised if a politician or Executive didn’t lie. Read Jeffrey Pfeffer of Stanford University.

One Nations Barnaby Joyce called out for lies #auspol #onenation #Australia #politics #fuelcrisis

@JaneCaro The ALP already get millions from foreign controlled corporations and unions.

I just donated to help stop One Nation in Farrer! Together, we can make a difference. Will you join me? give.getup.org.au/page/farrer-st…

@SimonBanksHB @SenPaterson @abc730 Theres now way they would do that because the foreign controlled corporations would withdraw funding and other kickbacks.

Tonight @SenPaterson confirmed on @abc730 that the LNP plan was to deport people from countries like India who have been permanent residents of Australia for some time even if they have not broken any law or otherwise come to the attention of national security agencies

@7NewsAustralia If there’s one thing Albo is good at, is flying around the world making ruinous deals.

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is departing for Brunei this morning on a crucial mission to secure additional fuel supplies for Australia. The trip marks the beginning of a second consecutive week of international travel, following a fuel security mission to Singapore. After meetings in Brunei, Mr Albanese will fly to Malaysia where he aims to shore up energy supplies, fertiliser and other critical goods essential to Australia’s economy. #albo #anthonyalbanese #fuel #brunei #malaysia

@AngusTaylorMP How do we know you won’t replace the current laws with worse ones like Turnbull did? How do you know you won’t be replaced by the blob if you gained office? The system needs changing.

I believe Australia is worth fighting for. Our migration system should reflect our values, serve our national interest and strengthen our communities. That’s why we’re putting Australian values back at the heart of immigration policy.

@AmeliaBee7 Call us what you like. After 30 years of ruinous globalism, we don’t care anymore. Like the ANZACS we are prepared to make sacrifices to save future generations from tyranny.

A party of comprised of entitled misogynists, lead by the ultimate Crumb Maiden

@AngusTaylorMP How can you when Turncoat let global corporates issue temporary working visas?

Australia has a non-discriminatory immigration program. We do not discriminate based on nationality, race, gender, or faith. But for an immigration program to work in the national interest it must discriminate based on values. The Coalition is going to proudly put Australian values at the heart of immigration policy. That’s just one part of our broader agenda which will include bringing immigration numbers down to a sustainable level. The Coalition will make the Australian Values Statement a legally binding and enforceable visa condition for all temporary and permanent visa holders. If a visa holder undermines our democratic values, doesn’t respect the law, or demonstrates they don’t respect our core values, they will be booted out of Australia.

@AshPolitik Fair call its been a bad week. Is there some sort of NDIS scheme for that? Perhaps buying multiple properties to rent to gullible immigrants 10 to a room will make me feel better about the genocide of my people.

The right whingers are having a great week.

@JaneCaro Give me lots of money and I will fix it with net zero immigration.

Uh huh. Climate change is real and happening now. smh.com.au/environment/cl…

@SimonBanksHB Successive ALP and LNP governments have strangled the economy. Didn’t the ALP invent the phrase ‘the recession we had to have’?

Let's be clear The LNP's plan is to force an unneccessary recession in Australia Why? Because there is nothing more important to them than austerity and cutting worker's wages Backed by One Nation

@AshPolitik Aren’t the agreements written by the foreign controlled lobbyists before the trip? If so, total waste of money.

Albo doing the work, regardless if you like or hate him.

@eurofounder @Keir_Starmer @zerohedge Why not Epstein Island?

@Keir_Starmer @zerohedge Yes, summit between the UK and France is much needed to solve situation in Iran. May I suggest St. Tropez for the venue, lovely this time of the yesr

The ongoing closure of the Strait of Hormuz is deeply damaging. Getting global shipping moving is vital to ease cost of living pressures. The UK has convened more than 40 nations who share our aim to restore freedom of navigation. This week the UK and France will co-host a summit to advance work on a coordinated, independent, multinational plan to safeguard international shipping when the conflict ends.

@MarkoMatvikov My theory is that the LNP and ALP party funding is dependent on mass-immigration. Therefore they both have a history of weasle words to make it look like they are reducing it, whilst quietly increasing it e.g.changes to 457 Visa scheme actually increased temporary Visas.

“we need to take a hard look at…“ Sounds like more of the same fence-sitting we’ve become accustomed to from the Liberals. Like they still haven’t learned that clear sound policy is their only way back from political exile.

@DrRitaDed I hear they have paused immigration. Doesn’t that make them racist?

I'm thinking of moving to Canada. Seems like the perfect country for someone like me.

@AusMigrantPrint @ausstockchick We also need our super funds to invest in ALP approved high risk startup Digital Marketing firms to sell the ALP campaigns to tell us to use less petrol.

@ausstockchick shame. we need to list more dog walking ndis companies on the asx for superannuation firms to invest in. These companies are as secure as australian property (australia's risk free asset)

Wealth is leaving Australia…. The amount of wealth invested offshore is up 35% from 2015.

@OMGTheMess Regardless of where they come from, if they have not contributed to the pension fund, isn’t that creating a massive unfunded liability for future generations?

Albanese signed a ‘reciprocal deal’ with India. They can come here and pick up a pension. And we can go there. Hands up who is going there?

@AusMigrantPrint @parrapower2022 Just imagine how great things would be if a billion immigrants moved here from India and China tomorrow. Imagine the GDP and property price increase! It’s only racism in the ALP that prevents this utopia.

@parrapower2022 correct. keep it up, and a role as an apprentice at the migrant printing factory might open up for you!

More migration is the solution to most problems in Australia.

@ClimateWarrior7 Its vital that the moon has a DEI policy and has an all female leadership team. I vote for Kamala Harris and AOC to be life president and vice president of the moon.

What we need is girls to become very focused on going into space.

@AusMigrantPrint @OMGTheMess If we run out of diesel we will need millions of rickshaw drivers.

@OMGTheMess he should call trump asking to import more migrants. We desperately need more migrants than fuel at this crucial moment.

Has Albo phoned Trump to seek imports of fuel?