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Bismo Funyuns

@sirupperdecker

Tortured cowboys fan, chocolate milk and hawk tuah enthusiast. Real geekers only

Bikini Bottom Katılım Nisan 2024
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Bismo Funyuns@sirupperdecker·
Lance Guidry when you ask him to prevent the other team from scoring 30 points (no I’m still not over it)
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Rich Gugg@RichGugg·
The wife just called me a conspiracy theorist for being politically enlightened🫩
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Bismo Funyuns@sirupperdecker·
I wonder what cd finna do after this. Prolly fuck some bad hoes. Maybe do a money spread. Oohhh he so tuff bruh. He really run the league man
Brandon Loree@Brandoniswrite

#Cowboys CeeDee Lamb is living the good life overseas. Looks like it’s straight out of a James Bond movie. “They said 88 got a mean euro step.” (🎥: @_CeeDeeThree / @itsviso on IG)

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Handsome Young Dentist (6'1) D.M.D
Spitballing top 5 beers 1. Free beer 2. First beer of the weekend 3. AM airport beer 4. Campfire beer 5. Shower beer Taking input. Never afraid of constructive criticism.
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Bismo Funyuns@sirupperdecker·
Hey guys first time doing molly is this a reasonable price for 2 points? Thanks
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Nick Garzilli
Nick Garzilli@NickGarzilli·
I agree. But Miami needs to invest in the most advanced and cost effective mass transit that is possible. And the best solution on the horizon, hands down, is @swyftcities. Born out of Google’s Project Swyft, with contracts in development around the country and the world. Modular networks of autonomous smart vehicles that bypass the traffic and obstacles on the ground. $20-25m a mile is cheap compared to existing mass transit. Can move over 2,500 people per hour each line, each way. Can be built fast. More accurately installed in cities. Start with a pilot and watch the network grow. It is like Legos. I’m working on bringing it to Miami-Dade. DM’s are open to people that want to help!
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Francisco Poleo@FranciscoPoleoR

Miami urgently needs to invest in mass transit if they’re serious about becoming the next great metropolis in the country. But that clashes with the people who actually run the city because they own the political system: the big car dealers and the developers who build the infrastructure for those cars.

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Bismo Funyuns@sirupperdecker·
Scrolling twitter so I don’t fall asleep while driving on the highway
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Bismo Funyuns@sirupperdecker·
Tiger Woods but he’s the guy in your friend group that everyone’s scared to get in a car with
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Michael Scimbobulous, CFA@ScrimboSaggins·
God decides to give us our first 70 degree day of the year when I am bedridden. FUCK
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Brandon Loree
Brandon Loree@Brandoniswrite·
The #Cowboys offensive line is having some fun together this offseason (Tyler Guyton, Tyler Smith, Tyler Booker, Terence Steele) What’s the old adage? “An offensive line that hangs together blocks together” - something I envision @BaldyNFL would say. (📸: @TylerGuyton14 on IG)
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🧈@ButterAubrey·
“In the 2026 NFL draft, the Dallas Cowboys select Rueben Bain Jr from the University of Miami”
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Bismo Funyuns@sirupperdecker·
There is nothing that isn’t cured by a good lift and a beer Tired? Good lift and a beer. Hungover? Good lift and a beer. Depressed? Good lift and a beer. Wife is a cheating on you with her tennis instructor? Good lift and a beer.
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Bismo Funyuns@sirupperdecker·
@MicahhParsons11 Podcast boy is scared cause he knows Bain getting drafted by the cowboys and be better than he was
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Chino Negro
Chino Negro@DonJulio4real·
Someone bought a black ice cuvie one day and just decided that it would be the stock vape flavor for Miami kids
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