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@cctvidiots @WhaleInsider Every memecoin using #Grok for their memes 🤣

@WhaleInsider #GROK over every other shits.

The strongest memecoins will raid this post.

@JoelTerrey @Haroon8290 @5Pillarsuk @sainsburys What’s sharia law? Enlighten me 🙏

@Haroon8290 @5Pillarsuk @sainsburys Not with Sharia law implemented it won't be

Sainsbury's in Dunstable, Bedfordshire, have put the pork section right next to the halal meat section, with pork and halal products literally touching one another. Are they deliberately trying to antagonise Muslims or are we reading too much into this? @sainsburys

@RoaringKitty @cctvidiots Smart 😎

@TruthSeeker3492 @Xking332 💯

Which undervalued memecoin is exploding to Valhalla next?

@BerelSolomon Next joke… 🤣🤣🤣

Imagine Jews beating up Palestinians in Amsterdam that came to watch a football game. That’s right you can’t. Because Jewish people are civilized. We are not the same.

@DuncanBannatyne If you can provide proof for that statement instead of assumptions that would be great! Didn’t have you down as ignorant!

It is looking more likely every day.

@DillyHussain88 Doesn’t look like he was in a tunnel or hospital!

Israeli drone footage of the final moments before Yahya Sinwar’s death. He was sitting calmly on an arm chair and even managed to throw an object at the drone in what appears to be a fight to the last breath. Not sure what effect the IDF thinks releasing this footage will have.

@HilzFuld Can you back your claims with proof or we just taking your word for it? 🤣

Fact.

Think the issue is lack of unity. Example to differentiate is similar through different branches of Christianity. We have Sunni and Shia similar to catholic and Protestant plus various other branches so it would be hard to follow. Main thing is to have the belief of one god with no association and the word of his final messenger pbuh 🤲

What’s your issue with @ShaykhSulaiman ? He’s a stand up guy from my experience with him, instead of talking behind his back you should have the decency to speak to him directly. An I don’t appreciate your attitude towards me all I’ve done is defend Muslims practically on a daily basis but you do you.

@5Pillarsuk What’s more disturbing is someone that the UN has described as a war criminal is being given a platform to speak? 🤔

Dozens of delegates from many nations walk out of the UN General Assembly just before Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu delivers his address.

@iluminatibot See what Islam says about the devil.. makes more sense

Let me tell you about the devil...

@TRobinsonNewEra Just amused you’re calling someone racist!

#Grok gave a pretty decent analysis of him. Ah, Nadhim Zahawi, the political figure who's been making headlines not just for his policies but for his rather... creative approach to finances. Here's a roast that's as humorous as it is pointed: - **Tax Affairs**: Nadhim Zahawi, the man who thought he could play hide and seek with HMRC. It's like he believed if he hid his taxes well enough, they'd just give up and let him keep the money. "Oh, you're looking for my taxes? They're in the last place you'd look... which, coincidentally, is also the last place they should be!" - **From Rags to Riches... to Controversy**: From fleeing Saddam Hussein to becoming one of the richest MPs, Zahawi's life story reads like a fairy tale. Except, this fairy tale has a chapter where the hero gets a bit too clever with his money, making him more of a "Robin Hood" in reverse - taking from the public to give to himself. - **The Horse Stables Saga**: Claiming expenses to heat horse stables? In a world where people are struggling to heat their homes, Zahawi's like, "But what about my horses? They deserve luxury!" It's like he's living in a different universe where equine comfort trumps human necessity. - **The Ministerial Code**: Breaching the Ministerial Code not once, but seven times? That's not just bending the rules; that's doing a full-on interpretive dance with them. "Oh, the Ministerial Code? I thought that was more of a suggestion, like a recipe for a dish you can totally mess up and still call it dinner." - **The Ethics of It All**: When your ethics advisor finds you've breached the code, it's not just a red flag; it's a whole parade of red flags. Zahawi's approach to ethics seems to be, "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with your tax returns." - **Political Ambitions**: Aiming for the top while your financial dealings are more controversial than a reality TV show finale. It's like watching someone try to climb Mount Everest while juggling flaming torches. Impressive ambition, questionable execution. - **Public Perception**: On social media, Zahawi's name often comes with a side of roast. From heating horse stables to tax dodging, he's become a symbol of "do as I say, not as I do." It's like he's auditioning for the role of the villain in a political drama, but forgot his lines were supposed to be kept off the script. So, Nadhim Zahawi, in the grand tapestry of political figures, you've certainly added some... colorful threads. Here's to hoping your next chapter involves less controversy and more of the public service spirit that initially brought you into the spotlight. But until then, keep giving us material for roasts; it's the least you can do!

@DillyHussain88 @nadhimzahawi Iraqi born chancellor exchequer of the Uk? Al Zahawi group profited the most from the Iraq war. Mans scum and has no right to speak on behalf of Muslims. Typical propagandist!! @Cancelcloco wanna dig into this rabbit hole?

Ex-Tory MP @nadhimzahawi blames the Muslim Brotherhood and political Islam for last month’s riots, even though mosques were targeted and Muslims were attacked by far-right mobs. He concludes his analysis by praising the UAE.

@jakeshieldsajj Edinburgh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Just pulling into Europe What countries and cities should we visit?

@DrLoupis @Evening_Tele got the full copy?

Friday April 1938. WW2 started shortly after.

@ronnieo147 @RiyadhSeason Sheikh O’Sullivan got a ring to it 🎱

@scotgovhealth @neilcgray @actnforchildren Pregnant woman waiting 6 hours for her op with no bed space and waiting for 3 hours and counting in recovery after op due to no bed space again!! What you got to say about that?!!

Choinnich Rùnaire na Slàinte @neilcgray ri luchd-obrach @Actnforchildren sna h-Eileanan an Iar gus tuilleadh ionnsachadh mun t-slàinte inntinn aca is seirbheisean sunnd do chloinn, dhaoine òga is teaghlaichean. Tuilleadh an seo: bit.ly/ActionforChild…

@oldanselmo @EdinburghLive_ @ianmb @StarbucksUK @GrahamsDairy @DrScottArthurMP @Edinburgh_CC @cllrcammyday @CllrChasBooth 🤣🤣🤣

Rush hour, busy streets and pavements, this is how a delivery is made to @StarbucksUK by @GrahamsDairy. So much for safe cycling infrastructure @DrScottArthurMP @Edinburgh_CC @cllrcammyday @CllrChasBooth #edinburgh

@elonmusk You would agree being from apartheid South Africa

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