Simon Evans

@piersmorgan @ChelseaFC 😂😂😂

Come on @ChelseaFC - try to have a day off from being a bunch of massively overpaid woefully underperforming wastrels - and nick a result today. 🙏

As if the Easter weekend wasn’t enough…. Let’s keep it going Our Reserves are in league action against current leader @acton_iron hoping to put a dent in their title hopes #TTFC

@thornburytownfc @HellenicLeague Congratulations!! Well done everyone!!👏

Signed. Sealed. Delivered Only 3 losses since the turn of the year has helped us secure another season in the @HellenicLeague Prem. Always fighting for every point ❤️

@piersmorgan @BristolBomber Bottlers at it again

BOOOOM! Feed the Gyok and he will score…

What an afternoon of football in the UBPC! Bedminster Down progress to the Cup Final with an impressive 4–0 win over Premier Division promotion contenders Iron Acton and will face Bristol Barcelona, who booked their place with a 3-0 victory over Shirehampton Res. There were plenty of twists in the league too, as Olveston held league leaders Hallen Res to a draw, while Winterbourne United beat DRG Frenchay to halt their title charge, leaving DRG four points behind Hallen. Thornbury also climbed the table with a convincing 5-1 win over Longwell Green Reserves. In Division One, AFC Mangotsfield were comfortable winners away at Hambrook, while Pucklechurch Sports were defeated by Old Sodbury. Old Sodbury now top of the table, level on points at the top with AEK Boco Res. Oldland edged a tight 3–2 win over Cribbs, who were unlucky not to come away with something from the game. Commiserations to Iron Acton and Shirehampton A after strong cup runs, and congratulations to Bedminster Down and Bristol Barcelona who will meet in the UBPC Cup Final at Cossham Street on Wednesday 1st April, 7:45pm kick-off. ⚽🏆 @BedmiDownFC @BristolBarcaFC @acton_iron @OfficialShireFC @HallenFC @OlvestonFC @thornburytownfc @longwell_res @UtdWinterbourne @UPTHEDURGE @AFCMango1st @PucklechurchFc @OldSodburyFc @CribbsFC @oldlandafc @swsportsnews @bsoccerworld @AS_FootyReview @ReplAiCamsX @NonLeagueFix @NonLeagueCrowd @AffordableFooty

@piersmorgan 2 wins from last 7 !😂

Anything but a win is unthinkable. Time to stand up and behave like champions-elect, gentlemen. No mercy, maximum ferocity.

@piersmorgan 😂😂 Dilusional FC 😂😂

It’s ON. #Quadruple

@beINSPORTS_EN @richardajkeys @MCATEER4 Keys is past is best as a host !

🗣️ "Did you know that Roy Hodgson in 20 games at Liverpool amassed 25 points and got the sack? In his last 20 matches, how many do you think Arne Slot has got...?" @richardajkeys puts the numbers to former Liverpool midfielder @MCATEER4 🔢👀 #beINPL #LFC

@BasilTheGreat 👏

Eni Aluko says she will NOT be returning to football punditry in the UK because too many people have decided they "don't like her" Some good news then

@laura_woodsy 👏 👏

Caps don’t win automatic work and they don’t make a brilliant pundit either. The way you communicate, articulate yourself, do your research, inform your audience, how likeable you are and the chemistry you have with your panel are what makes a brilliant pundit.

5 reasons why Eni Aluko gets no work anymore and why she’s on shitty podcasts…

No idea how this went to VAR review and wasn’t given as a Dorgu handball. Arsenal always losing out to small margins.

@AFTVMedia What goes around comes around!😢

𝐄𝐗𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐋?!! 😑

@primevideosport But never won it 😂

No English team in UCL history has now reached the last-16 more often than Arsenal 🇪🇺🎟️

@SkySportsPL Howard Webb covering for the officials ! Its a red admit they got it wrong !

"We have to factor in speed, force and intensity" Howard Webb explains why Diogo Dalot's yellow card challenge on Jeremy Doku was cleared by VAR 🎙️

@_Afcbanks Keown one of the worst pundits out there !

I wonder does he actually take himself seriously because he’s the most biased person in the world. His opinion is always right; his team is always in the right and anything against him is criminal and unjust. He’s just a mouthpiece of shite

Following yesterday’s announcement, we are now accepting applications for the vacant 1st Team Manager role. Please send over some information about yourself to ttfcchairman@outlook.com if you wish to apply #TTFC

@thornburytownfc @EveshamUnitedFC All the best Rich I am sure you be a success in your new challenge!

It’s a fantastic opportunity for Rich, to go and work with @EveshamUnitedFC at Step 3. He has done incredible things for the club and leaves with our best wishes The work rate and commitment has been unrivalled. Go smash it Joycie ❤️

We are looking to add players to our squad playing in Bristol & District division 2. Good young side looking for some new additions to help build on what we already have. Training Tuesday nights at Marlwood School and matches on Saturdays. Message us if you are interested.