Steve Nock

Borrowing the alternative Super Bowl halftime idea, many Americans are now living in an alternative America where the president isn’t a racist

Trump makes World Series best of 9. Says third term and best of 11 are not out of the question.

Dear non-profit: please stop sending me return address labels with my name on them. No one mails anything anymore - well, except for you.

@TonyGrossi That’s a bit dramatic

Kyle McCord just QB'd the biggest win in Syracuse history on the same day Will Howard QB'd the biggest loss in Ohio State history.

@TonyGrossi Not our finest moment. I didn’t boo, but on behalf of those who have invested their hard-earned money in this embarrassing civic representation, maybe ownership should think twice the next time they choose a degenerate to represent us.

Myles Garrett scolds Browns fans who cheered Deshaun Watson's Achilles injury. via TLOD thelandondemand.com/news/2024/oct/…

*Insert shrug emoji* (via Cot's Contracts)

It wasn't me

Goodbye Florida

It's (arguably) the best time of year in Northeast Ohio: Happy Summer, Cleveland! Today marks the summer solstice – the longest period of daylight for the year. Wednesday will be sunny and in the 80s 😎🌞 Photo: edrost88 on Instagram

I know it’s loud in MSG, but @espn is Jeff Van Gundy even using a mic?

Yolo watching the game

Hey @FlyFrontier I would like to speak to a human on the telephone about your misleading 'refundable' Works fare as it pertains to a trip I canceled on behalf of my 91 year-old father. Your online customer service chat representative is not at all helpful.

Thx @Browns.There is no coach more deserving than Chico! His leadership /commitment to excellence/influence on our community are unmatched in his 50 years of coaching !Don Shula would want his fellow @JohnCarrollU alum to win this award! @TonyDungy @SIHSCleveland @JCUFootball

@anthonyburke So sorry Tony - I know your pain

Outside of a few mos of our 27+ yrs of marriage, Carri &I have been blessed with 2 of the most beautiful, loving dogs. Unfortunately a short time ago our beloved Buffy passed away, on her own terms. RIP Buffy, we ❤️ you so much. Say hi to Bernie once you cross that Rainbow Bridge

I call this one ‘New Years Eve’

@TonyGrossi What’s the expected attendance?

No snow inside here.

Liberty Defense, thrilled to receive an ‘ASTORS’ Homeland Security gold award today for Best Weapons Detection Solution from American Security Today! Honored to be amongst the industry’s best innovators, law enforcement, Homeland Security agencies. #HEXWAVE #SecurityDetection

Hey @Avis your emergency roadside assistance doesn’t answer their phone. You might want to address that.

Farewell my friend - a good time was had by all