Adam

you're allowed 2 minutes of sadness then you gotta keep it gangsta

@polesnail_ Mazel Tov!

And I'll spray them with whatever behooves me.

@feral_in_alaska Me neither. Not voluntarily anyway. All of my followers are in mandatory servitude.

I've heard people say that they earned their following organically. What does that mean? Are some of you spraying your followers with pesticide?

@RealUnsweetDee Ain't no bunny gonna mess with him

@littlebillie I feel like voicing this sentiment is just an invitation to violate it.

New sign on my girls’ bedroom door

@RepAugie As a treat.

@skank88 I spray em with something, that's for sure

@dakroot @AuthorGFAllen My reading is definitely in deficit spending.

@AuthorGFAllen For decades now. I need an intervention 🥲

Do you ever buy books you plan to read… while still having a whole pile you haven’t touched yet?

Actually all food flavorings should be tested by the sea. They are called SEAsonings.

If you are taking a dump in a public restroom while talking to a lady on speaker phone, I will say things and make noises that will make you regret the decision to do that.

My text thread with my little brother is almost 100% norm mcdonald comedy clips

Every time a server tells me to enjoy my meal I instinctively reply you too and now I have to share my meal with a stranger.

I need some sea pepper to accompany my sea salt.

@Aliathewhite @jondelarroz Right? How is the chani that zendaya played going to do a 180 and be so submissive to Paul as she was in messiah?

@jondelarroz The book is great, you just have shit taste. The films have gone so off course they couldn't do DUNE MESSIAH properly anyway.

I'm not thrilled about Dune 3 because Dune: Messiah is such a trainwreck of a book. Also Zendaya fatigue.

@AmerikanLazarus @AlyssaLogic But that makes me less boring.

@skank88 @AlyssaLogic H E R O

More than anything else, I like a man that’s not boring

@AmerikanLazarus @AlyssaLogic That's how I keep the title. I keep getting more boring everyday.

@skank88 @AlyssaLogic Keep going. You can go always go further...

@ryan011118 That's a solid point. I haven't heard from him in forever.

@Ruesavatar Maybe you're going to become a civil engineer

I had a dream that I was examining a bridge over a swollen river. Just zooming in and out, shifting the angle, taking measurements here and there. For what felt like hours. What mean?