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I AM NOT A FOOTBALL CLUB

And if they want to make a big difference they won’t come back for a while either

@GeorgeUTD__ @Fade_Cob2 @Sp1thfc Are we talking about freestyling with the boys or in a competitive football match. If it's the latter, all that matters is the rate at which your shots end up in the back of the net. And Messi is the best at that

@skar019 @Fade_Cob2 @Sp1thfc ‘Shooting’ is a broad term btw. Meaning it includes different shot types, both feet, headers etc. I’ll let you figure out the rest.

He’s top 1-2 in every catagory there?

MISSING THE TIME WHEN I USED TO OBSESSIVELY READ BOOKS IN LESS THAN A DAY AND NOT WORRY ABOUT A SINGLE THING IN LIFE.

Neymar is either the most underrated player ever or the most overrated player ever, his haters have him in rooney and hazard convos while his fans have him in messi convos

And a babe comes into your life for 5 minutes and wants to compete with your favorite club.💀 Lol man

we really need to stop acting like treating people as disposable is emotional maturity. the whole “i don’t care if we stop talking” attitude, especially towards people who have genuinely shown up for you, has always felt like a lack of depth to me.

No amount of guilt can solve the past and no amount of anxiety can change the future.

This debunks White people's claims of "Everyone would do what we did if they were in our position"...First thing China did when they discovered Gunpower was create fireworks...first thing whites did was create arms to kill each other and the rest of the world lol

pay solid attention; an average millionaire is 40 not 23 an average billionaire is 55 not 35 the average age to buy a house is 35 not 25 most men hit their peak confidence at 32 not in their 20s it takes the average person 66 days to build a habit not 7 the average ceo is 57 not 30 most people meet their life partner after 27 not 18 the average successful business takes 5-7 years not 6 months most people don’t know what they want until they’re 30 not at graduation stop letting social media brainwash you. you are not behind, you’re on your own track. live it ❤️

@utdAlej @Sp1thfc This is such a weird take that specialist passers have to be better at passing than messi (statistically untrue) because he is an all rounder. Same with dribbling and shooting.

@Fade_Cob2 @Sp1thfc He is. You just can't see it because his other qualities overshadow it. Tell me 3 shooters better than him

@Sp1thfc He’s not top 2 passer or shooter. Does them to an elite level, and is probably top 2 in the other categories - the combination of which makes him the goat.

I swear y'all underrate how incredible Messi's shooting is. It's literally 1 of 1, but because he doesn't bang it from 35 yards with 0 swerve, it's not special.

Can we normalize putting summaries on the back of books again instead of reviews? I just genuinely want to know what the book is about before picking it up.

Ooh look at me, I’m Brentford and I’m gonna help Spurs and ruin the whole country’s fun just so we can qualify for Europe. Grow up.

Lo de Nahuel Molina desde que sabe que chuta bien de lejos que cojones es

🇮🇪🗣️ Brentford manager Keith Andrews: "I was at Arsenal’s quarter-final and semi-finals last year in the Champions League and there were long throws going into the box. I remember speaking to a couple of the people I was with, going, ‘It’s not good for us, that’. Because normally, what happens when the big boys do things, it trickles down the footballing pyramid." "That’s exactly what happened. So what happens is that teams go from preparing that on a weekly or fortnightly basis, as opposed to two or three teams in the league using a long throw." "I knew that would be a challenge and it certainly has been. You’ve got to maintain your level to try to push boundaries and find marginal gains in different ways. That’s the challenge with elite sport." (@OliverKay / @TheAthleticFC)

My shoulders are too bony for someone to rest their head on. They're like anti-homeless architecture

gifs when the joke is time sensitive

Diabolical