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Sarah Karnes (she/her)

Sarah Karnes (she/her)

@skarnes24

actor + writer + singer /subject to change IG @sarahekarnes

Los Angeles, CA Katılım Haziran 2011
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Sarah Karnes (she/her)@skarnes24·
"Touching tits, even your own, increases your life expectancy by at least a couple of days. I mean it must, right? It definitely does." - Me, also definitely a doctor* and bisexual** *false **true
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George Civeris@georgeciveris·
Charli when you ask her what the color of her underwear is
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Sarah Karnes (she/her)@skarnes24·
May the people in your life shout your name and be as excited to see you as I am to see Scoot McNairy in literally anything.
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Esther Zuckerman
Esther Zuckerman@ezwrites·
Thank you so much this this is so important to me
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Sarah Karnes (she/her)@skarnes24·
ADHD is being extremely uncomfortable bc chia seeds are stuck in your teeth, but also getting immense satisfaction from removing them.
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Sarah Karnes (she/her)@skarnes24·
How come no one is talking about #Ripley!? Gorgeous, low key hilarious, Andrew fucking Scott: what more do you need.
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🔆Lauren@laurenfromiowa·
Everyone in Southern California running to twitter to see if anyone felt that small #earthquake
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Ben Mekler
Ben Mekler@benmekler·
A friend got me hired on GI Joe 2 as “post-vis coordinator” when I was 24 and my first question day 1 was “what is post-vis?” When we wrapped they told me I was the best post-vis coordinator they’d ever worked with
ITUMELENG🕯️🌊@itu_nadia

Good morning, give us a chance🙏

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Sarah Karnes (she/her)@skarnes24·
I cannot go *back* to Costco tomorrow. That is simply a ridiculous ask for where I am right now as a human being.
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Scott Lucas
Scott Lucas@scottrlucas·
😃 Low-A Rome switched nicknames from the Braves to the Emperors. The new mascot is a penguin. The players waddle when they make a nice play.
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david ehrlich@davidehrlich·
Tenet is the kind of batshit movie that someone usually makes right *after* winning Best Director but i guess it makes sense that Christopher Nolan did it in reverse order
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Shaurya Chawla@_ShauryaChawla·
"POOR THINGS is now on Disney+" is an objectively hilarious statement to say out loud.
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