Sarah Karnes (she/her)

I started a Substack about leaving religion and exploring sexuality and relationships! Get on board: skarnes.substack.com

"Touching tits, even your own, increases your life expectancy by at least a couple of days. I mean it must, right? It definitely does." - Me, also definitely a doctor* and bisexual** *false **true

Charli when you ask her what the color of her underwear is

May the people in your life shout your name and be as excited to see you as I am to see Scoot McNairy in literally anything.

Thank you so much this this is so important to me

ADHD is being extremely uncomfortable bc chia seeds are stuck in your teeth, but also getting immense satisfaction from removing them.

I entered the Merrily We Roll Along Lottery for $39 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: todaytix.com/nyc/shows/2741…

Vulture Cinematrix No. 78: Jun 12, 2024 I got 9/9 correct - top 23%, not bad! Score: 2462 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/playcinematrix @vulture

Always.

How come no one is talking about #Ripley!? Gorgeous, low key hilarious, Andrew fucking Scott: what more do you need.

@jowrotethis @MalloryRubin Legendary ep. 🔥 What's the name of your friend's shop with the geeky clothing??

Hello hello @MalloryRubin let me talk about throuples for just over an hour today. Unhinged greatness. 🎧: theringer.com/2024/4/30/2414…

Everyone in Southern California running to twitter to see if anyone felt that small #earthquake

A friend got me hired on GI Joe 2 as “post-vis coordinator” when I was 24 and my first question day 1 was “what is post-vis?” When we wrapped they told me I was the best post-vis coordinator they’d ever worked with

I cannot go *back* to Costco tomorrow. That is simply a ridiculous ask for where I am right now as a human being.

😃 Low-A Rome switched nicknames from the Braves to the Emperors. The new mascot is a penguin. The players waddle when they make a nice play.

As a fan of both filmmakers, please vote for Todd.

Tenet is the kind of batshit movie that someone usually makes right *after* winning Best Director but i guess it makes sense that Christopher Nolan did it in reverse order

"POOR THINGS is now on Disney+" is an objectively hilarious statement to say out loud.

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