Scott Kight

@BTCBreadMan Really….you don’t change shit. If he wants leather have him kick in for the upgrade

Took my 16 year old to look at cars today. At first he loved the Toyota Camry we looked at, but when he saw the seats were cloth he hard vetoed it. They have another one with leather seats, but it’s an XLE and costs $5k more. How can I change his mind so I can save some money?

@WorkElizab Old Bush in St. Louis

@Itz__Priscy 3

Which of these skirts is the most ideal for secondary school students? Best length goes to?

@Imskymae Can’t one be both

Are you a titty sucker or pussy eater?

@lippyent Gotta be JJ

You have ONE front row ticket 🎟! Who are you gonna see? Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@mubaraq00476 @PamelaHensley22 Satire is one thing, but this is different

@PamelaHensley22 The hypocrisy is wild. Late night hosts have been roasting presidents for decades but suddenly when its Trump its "hate" that needs him fired and escorted out? Give me a break. Comedy isn't required to be safe and one sided.

Jimmy Kimmel should be fired tomorrow morning at 7am by ABC. He should be told to leave the buidling and be escorted out by security. The American people are sick of his hate. Enough is enough.

@alphafox I got 90 stitches from one

Anyone know why three wheelers were outlawed? They look fun.

Stop it 😂😂😂

@Jennnyyyyyy 18

What is the weight of Lion? 🤔 Difficulty - Medium Pro 🤠

@d_tao No about 15% cheaper all around Chicagoland

E. H. Taylor Small Batch for $70 Are you buying at this price?

@courtneyanntt A

Guess size correctly and I'll send pic in dm. goodluck! A: 34DD B: 36C C: 34D D: 32B

@Matt_Pinner None on the list

Who would you pick to play the next James Bond?

@OleTimeHardball Nolan Ryan

MLB All-Time Draft Every player is available for the entirety of his career. Babe Ruth goes off the board at pick #1 Who do you select at #2?

@VinnysCorner1 I don’t believe the list is accurate because no doubt a great football player Tom Brady is not in the top ten in athletic ability, and really few on the list are.

The Top Ten Athletes of All-Time: 1. Michael Jordan 2. Tom Brady 3. Tiger Woods 4. Shohei Ohtani 5. Michael Phelps 6. Usain Bolt 7. Muhammad Ali 8. Wayne Gretzky 9. Deion Sanders 10. Cristiano Ronaldo Do you agree with this list or na??

@eurofounder I call bull shit

My wife collapsed in our hotel room in New York today “Call an ambulance, I can’t breathe” she was screaming My heart dropped If she ends up in an American hospital we are financially ruined I went on the Lufthansa app to book a flight back to Frankfurt, but unfortunately pilots are on strike today “Please I’m begging you” she was lying on the floor I sighed and called 911 She is now in surgery as apparently her appendix “almost burst” I am extremely scared This is going to cost us at least $100,000 She could have received much better care, for free, in Germany I will never visit this barbaric country ever again

@thegingerbanks Absolutely

A confident man will put a vibrator ok your clit while he’s fucking you

@S_U_Network False

True or False: You rank James Harden higher than Dwyane Wade among the greatest players in NBA history.

@DJGingerBanks Lazy Cali folks

Burning Man would never

@thegingerbanks @gngrbnks What flavor

Send me a message if you wanna buy me coffee this morning 🥰💕✨🌸

@OleTimeHardball Donnie Baseball

What’s your all-time favorite MLB player nickname? 1. Mad Hungarian 2. Iron Horse 3. Left Arm of God 4. Splendid Splinter 5. Georgia Peach 6. Say Hey Kid 7. Ryan Express 8. Mr. Cub 9. Sultan of Swat 10. Write in another nickname