Alan Woke 🪬🍉

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remember her for something more than this. she went the New Mexico School for the Arts from 2020 to 2024 and was attending UW to study atmospheric sciences, minoring in music and philosophy. x.com/kaylara0wl/sta…

people are wondering why an israeli company would partner with the most prolific celebrity antisemite and i will posit once again that israel regularly does things that aren’t in the interest of jewish safety

It's extraordinary that my daughter was acquitted on all charges after damaging drones in an Israeli-owned weapons factory, which she told the jury she was proud to do. And now she has a lot to say... 1/6 standard.co.uk/news/crime/gov…

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@ukemand AHHHHH YOU KEEP PICKING THE ONES THAT ARE MORE VIBES BASED but also. angel with black wings

@skorpiomag Well i see you put one one my fav songs ever in this one too 😭 why is DRESS Armand ?

I never made a playlist for a ship but i checked out people’s playlists and shaked my head at the choices

@ukemand some of these are more obvious than others but i just felt like how pushy it is is very armand in tvl (at least how i saw him when i was reading it) also i really like pop music for them lol

@skorpiomag SCREAMING AT YOU SPIN ME ROUND IT’S MY FAVE SONG but why is it lesmand

@ukemand and here's armand yay open.spotify.com/playlist/5XNDw…

@ukemand i have many but here's my lesmand one. i think it's fun open.spotify.com/playlist/6VpFG…

@capybaroness i’m so interested to see if jared leto still tanks this if his face is covered

this Masters of the Universe movie seems to have been beamed in from the universe where Max Landis became a Hollywood tastemaker

"not everyone who had chickenpox develops shingles" don't worry. i'm casting spells

i wonder how serious the gen x antivaxxer types are going to be once they inevitably start developing shingles

@Puckmeat it’s INSANELY strong, like i don’t think i’ve found a canned drink with similar alcohol percentage. one of these things can get me pretty fuzzy lol

50% of my job is finding shoplifted and abandoned Cutwater boxes and Buzz Balls shoved into random aisles. I get the balls being nabbed but what is it with the Cutwater?

@bastardIesbian literally using marital rape language lol. it’s one thing if someone’s consumption habits are actively hampering intimacy but that’s a whole other conversation

@skorpiomag the amount of people i’ve seen essentially say “why watch your porn when you have a partner who can tend to your needs” is kinda nuts. Like do you all hear yourselves here

these past few days have really revealed to me that a great many people have bizarre relationships to porn as a concept

Even outside the fact that this language is the explicit justification given for marital rape, it really should be more acknowledged that sex is a lot more involved than using your partner's hole to masturbate

@sweetseaslug alright mir step aside we gotta kill this guy

We are physically on our way to our vacation and my dad just said that he hasnt actually booked the hotel for the second part of it

New — The Senate has just voted against advancing an Iran War Powers Resolution for the seventh time, 49-50. This time though, a Democrat was the *deciding vote.* Rand Paul, Susan Collins, and Lisa Murkowski voted to advance it. John Fetterman voted against it.

In every single country that passed age verification laws: 1) databases got leaked 2) innocent websites got censored 3) governments became more censorship heavy 4) protests became more criminalized 5) information got harder to find

@sheikahtribe @quailbbu like lmfao not all of us keep up with why someone’s been turned into a lolcow

@skorpiomag @quailbbu I am lol