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My right pit is perpetually haunted by the ghosts of everything I eat

The ‘Joyride’ edits will forever be unmatched

It’s 10 years today since Gemma Collins wanted her shoes back in Celebrity Big Brother and Tiffany Pollard delivered *that* iconic rant.

Late for work cuz I was stimming to this edit

Miss Piggy’s New Year’s ball drop moment still makes me crack up. 😭

hey sorry I didn’t text you back I was watching this clip of Carol Channing and Miss Piggy

The world may be mad/maddening but I have a new job and we all have new Robyn. ✨ Ascend with me. ✨ youtu.be/vitil9qMN6A?si…

they really were just a girl and her stressed out dad I miss them so much

Mind the gap

@jake__lt @antdude92 this took me OUT

@antdude92 Close

nintendo direct leak

*super smash bros announcer voice* NICOLE PAIGE BROOKS FROM ATLANTA GEORGIA

The Acolyte literally did this and y’all got it cancelled

Bernadette Peters took the substance

Harvey Fierstein – through tears – just gave an all-timer kind of acceptance speech while accepting his Lifetime Tony Award "There is nothing quite like bathing in the applause of a curtain call, but when I bow, I bow to the audience...with gratitude, knowing that without them I might as well be lip-syncing showtunes in my bedroom mirror. And so I dedicate this award to the people in the dark."

@NintendoFanGirl sticker :(

So did yall get a stickered MKW bundle, or printed?

LMAO Squeaky Wheel 🫡

Unfortunately already encountered an issue with a defective Joy-Con Wheel from Best Buy. Right shoulder button stuck before even using it. Luckily for me they swapped it out and still had stock. Unluckily for the cashier, he was the same one who rang me up at 9pm last night 😴🫩

Nintendo beat Walmart on delivery! Impressed!

Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride