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One of my girls used to tell me how the men she dated in the past loved her to the point of insanity & how they were willing to move mountains for her
Then I asked her a question that shocked her:
"If they did all these things for you, why then did you...
Bambulu@Bqmbulu
Women find it irritating when a man loves them to the point of insanity.
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It does but not in Nigeria, A poor Nigerian girl that haven't seen any food to chop since 2 days won't even agree to follow you enter a public transport.
+234 girls are the only girls that I have seen that is poor and still be forming class for you.
NARCISSIST@YUNGJIZZY19
It doesn’t happen like this anymore 💔
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If una read the full article con find out who 6 of those 14 people be, you go use the rest of today just dey laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭
YabaLeftOnline@yabaleftonline
Out of 2,845 votes casted, Cubana Chief Priest reportedly got only 14 votes.
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moniepoint got someone arrested for airing his opinion on their service charges
akin🎈@the_akinola
tomorrow someone will tweet about how useless of a network mtn and airtel is and they’ll get arrested
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the many ways using marijuana can kill you:
- you eat a handful of marijuana, choke on it and die.
- a heavy create of marijuana falls and crushes you.
- you slip on a bag of marijuana and smash your skull and die.
- a serial killer named marijuana kill you.
ways it can’t kill you:
-smoking marijuana.
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My mum told us not to tell my dad that she scratched his car.
Simple instruction.
She even begged everybody ‘Please, let this remain inside this house.’
We all agreed.
That evening my dad came back, saw the scratch immediately and asked ‘What happened to my car?’
Nobody spoke.
Then my mum started overexplaining.
‘It’s actually very small.’
‘You can barely notice it.’
‘These Lagos roads are narrow.’
At that point my dad already knew.
But the real problem came from my little brother.
This child looked directly at my dad and said
‘Mummy said if anybody tells you, there’ll be no chicken on Sunday.’
My mum closed her eyes slowly like someone whose soul just left their body.
And my dad? This man started laughing.
Which was even scarier than shouting...
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