@Skyler

@lucysky "Oceans spanning beyond my sight And a million stars way above 'em at night We don't have to be high to look in the sky And know that's a miracle opened wide Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas And everything chilling underwater, please" Herbert, Gaines et al. Miracles

@turoczy Man you should have seen the other guy Who punched you in the face last night While you were sleeping Who happened to also be you

Some people sleepwalk. Me…? I'm pretty sure that I punched myself in the face last night.

@Bamazak88 @theskylerstone @officialtripoli Excuse me. I question authority plenty.

@theskylerstone @officialtripoli I feel bad for @skyler if they’re a real person. We used to be able to question things when I was growing up my history teacher told me it was “our duty” to question the government now if u do that your a terrorist. Don’t know who u are Skyler but look up history

I think they are lying to us about what went down on the field. I think it is far worse then they are telling us. They are in panic mode and in damage control. This is big pharmaceuticals worst nightmare realized!

@VictorMoore4 I run the tack that if you're getting beaten either by 1 or a late breaking penalty ruined your game (hey #blazers for ~10 years), you need to be the team that trains to win by double. The Mariners have had two years of a near perfect team to do this, there must be a reason

@pjf I love you, please eat more of the sun.

I know this is playing into stereotypes, but I just discovered that I (a white, middle-aged techbro, who is enthusiastic about cast iron cookware and baked a lot of bread during lockdown) am vitamin D deficient.

I am a single name user on Twitter. I may never have that privilege of being first to an eventually, and it is honestly hard to let go. But maybe it's time.

@christinexdude Sony Walkman (tape player) FM and AM radio, specifically KROQ and KISN FM in Los Angeles and Oregon Public Broadcasting Sony Walkman CD Player Tower Records Santa Monica Virgin Records Venice Beach @musicmillennium Portland

HOW DID PEOPLE LISTEN TO MUSIC IN 1994?? Looking for specific devices!! I’m doin RESEARCH 🧐

@lyzidiamond Now there's some people who know how to take a joke.

!! So in 1900 San Francisco banned cemeteries and then in 1912 evicted all the existing ones. They literally sent the corpses by streetcar (down Valencia) and reburied them in Colma.

I don't know who needs to hear this but the internet isn't a microphone at a club, you don't have to shout people out, steal anything, or whoop whoop like it's an Gathering of Juggalos

@TrishaBabbitt @neilhimself Patricia!

@neilhimself Prob should change your password as soon as possible, too.

I wrote a tweet a few hours ago about a book retreat in Accra next year. Sent it. When I opened Twitter just now, it was greyed out. I tapped it, and it asked if I wanted to continue sending or delete. I tapped continue sending and it vanished completely. It's not in drafts.

@neilhimself lol they fixed it just for you, half the reason most of us are on Twitter if not for baby hippos, the @USGS, and cat photos.

It's there now. That was weird.

@lyzidiamond Greatful Dead, lyzi friend

tfw you have to ask a friend “should I get a football tattoo or a Grateful Dead tattoo”

@AmazingGT holy crap, they went from 2 down in the 1st to 'we're the three best friends anyone could have' in two periods

@1followernodad I'll take "Things you can do in SE Portland, Oregon" for $1000, Alex

Stripping to Vanessa Carlton’s A Thousand Miles

@1followernodad there's never a better feeling in the world than realizing you're turning into your parents

my mom will text me with a task and if I don't do it in exactly 18 hours, she'll be like "ok I guess you're not doing this then, i can just do it." which is VERY DIFFERENT than when I do that exact thing to my boyfriend.

@anthony_berndt @GreatDismal It looks like some of my favorite side streets in Portland and Eugene, Oregon where you can find alleyways with their own street addresses.

@GreatDismal A case study in why the basic-ass Western Canadian back alley is underappreciated

Luminosity of fresh snowfall, 11:20pm, sky and snow almost the same color. Sunlit glow is our garage light. Our California-girl dog unimpressed with the stuff.

@attaleila @1followernodad Then they fired him and hired half of Tom Petty's band to replace him. Tom Petty who was Stevie's best friend and sat next to her while she wrote the entire 'Belladonna' album. God level

The absolute best Christine McVie story, for my money, is when she was fucking Curry Grant (not Cary)-a lighting guy WHO STILL TOURED WITH THEM as of 2019-behind her husband John McVie's back. She wrote the song "You Make Loving Fun" about the affair BUT

@wyabmp @Foone I used to have the finger sensors and the game disk for this

@ronscompvids @Mnemosyne1337 @textfiles This is literally half the plot (and point) to Neuromancer williamgibsonbooks.com

I have a very special message to the 11,000 Facebook people being laid off: You absolutely deserve it. Facebook was, and is, one of the most profoundly evil companies in the world, certainly one of the most specifically evil because it frames itself as a simple social app.

@SethTHenry @1followernodad dangerous for their ibs maybe

When I say I live in LA and someone asks if it’s safe I know that person is racist.