biggest victim on earth

what a boring planet… no fairies, no elves, no mermaids, no dragons, no vampires, no ware wolves….. just bills, stress, gossip, and insufferable people

Radfems be like: Wear makeup? You’re a brainwashed puppet of centuries of misogyny, and every lipstick tube you’ve ever bought directly funds the patriarchy. Enjoy heterosexual sex? Haha, no, you don’t, that’s just conditioning, and also you’ve personally erased 400 years of feminist progress. Shave your legs? Obviously you’ve been programmed since birth, and each hair you remove is a subtle betrayal of womanhood. Like men? TRAITOR. Also, you’re singlehandedly propping up the entire global economy and must immediately issue a formal apology to womankind. Consent to sex work? Impossible. You don’t want it. Ever. Literally every person involved is a victim and by acknowledging desire you’ve activated the patriarchy’s secret handshake. Enjoy anal? Coerced, brainwashed, and contributing to male dominance. Stop it. Immediately. Like blowjobs? You’re complicit in systemic oppression, and also personally responsible for climate change. Question any radfem rhetoric? Misogynist. Checkmate. Want personal autonomy? Destroying the feminist movement, directly enabling the patriarchy, and somehow the stock market too. Eat peanut butter? Internalized capitalist flavor oppression. Enjoy watching rom-coms? Patriarchy propaganda. Wear heels? Oppressor-approved torture devices, congratulations on being a complicit agent of male dominance. Laugh at memes? Microaggression against women everywhere. Find out you’re pregnant with a male fetus and don’t get an abortion? YOU DISGUST ME. Basically: if you’re a living, breathing woman who has any preference, desire, or opinion, congratulations, you are a walking embodiment of the patriarchy and the most radical enemy of radical feminism imaginable.

if you can’t handle one guy being mean to you one time maybe the work force isn’t for you

some of you need to get fucked really well one good time and you’ll stop being so weird about sex on the internet. in the meantime jerk off to something random and have some electrolytes

some of you need to get fucked really well one good time and you’ll stop being so weird about sex on the internet. in the meantime jerk off to something random and have some electrolytes

some of you need to get fucked really well one good time and you’ll stop being so weird about sex on the internet. in the meantime jerk off to something random and have some electrolytes