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@roonsopo @damienmgrant *woman

⁦@damienmgrant⁩ I won’t be putting down my ineffective gravel, I’ll continue to lob it at this unlikeable little man , a “man” who doesn’t know what a women is . If he wants to carry on like a 16 year old who has just had first kiss and do it in the media, he cops it.

@Dame__Jane Pretty sure it's because Get Fucked

Why do pride month and rammed-a-down-your-throat-a-damn get a month but we only have Anzac “day”, a paltry 4 days for Easter and 1 day for Christmas?

@TheNzRocketeer What

What an astonishing photograph. It should have you questioning some narratives if you have anything but woke slop between your ears.

"shut up🤫✋" OH HE ATE HIM UP LMAOOO😭😭😭

@NzNickyboy @EerykMcRae HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no you can't

@EerykMcRae We can always form a massive group to move them on next time they gather

I have zero interest in the "individual liberty" of foreigners to pray to their Islamic God. People of the Islamic faith should not only be prevented from public displays like this one, the religion itself should be outlawed in this nation.

@EerykMcRae Ah, I can explain this. It's because you're a bit of a cunt. Fortunately you can learn your way out of this silly behaviour.

@spinal_capped Ahhh no man, that sux

Fuck I’m broken tonight Went from thinking about going to the vet tomorrow for my best girl Peanut to having to go bury her tomorrow My dog Peanut I’ve had since just after my injury in 2012 best baby I’ll miss you so much

@shaun_wal What on earth are you talking about?

Just checking out an inner city Auckland cemetery, before we head into a fancy restaurant. It's a total mess!! What the hell is going on? 👀🤔

@Pete20221 *babies'

*Breaking news * The NZ government has revealed an audacious plan to secure the electricity supply & power security in NZ. A brand new hydro power plant will be built on the outskirts of Wellington, & the dam will be filled with all the lefty cry babies tears!, A leading expert says "it shouldn't take long to fill at all" More at Six

@bobmccoskrienz Yeah but he was funny as well

Chuck Norris was a devout Christian and advocated for conservative beliefs. Even as he grew famous for his martial arts prowess and adrenaline-pumping movies, Chuck Norris stayed true to his Christian faith and conservative political values for decades in a deeply liberal Hollywood. Norris was the rare Christian conservative in Hollywood. He advocated for Republican politicians, pushed for the Bible to be brought back into schools, and published a regular column at conservative website WorldNetDaily. A devout Baptist, Norris spoke frequently about his faith, crediting both famed evangelist Billy Graham and his mother for shaping his beliefs. In his 2004 book, “Against All Odds: My Story,” Norris discussed his mom’s influence on his faith. “She loves Jesus with all of her heart and soul and made sure we understood that,” Norris said at the time. “She influenced me spiritually and instilled in me a sense of responsibility that carried over in my later adult life. She always told me ‘God has plans for you,’ and I didn’t know what she meant. I think I do now.” RIP Chuck Norris 🙏🏻❤️ (Sheesh - he sounds like a real faaaaar right Christian nationalist 😂😂💥) [Source: @realDailyWire ]

@kaiviti_cam I understand fuel stores really well in the lower intestine if administered through the anus. I would love your journalistic review of this, based on first-hand experience.

What I learned from the Ardern regime, that applies to all Governments is this: If they something is so, it ain't. So, have you all filled up with diesel, because the next diesel supply ship is at least two weeks away... the clue is in the price, which is fast catching up with 91?

@Rockynz_1 @aniobrien "deformation" ahaaaaaa

@aniobrien Maybe you should go after Richard for deformation he's already used the victim's excuse with Sean.

Hey @Mountain_Tui - let me help you out. Jade posted on 15th. Having seen it I was talking to her when she got a friend request from a NZ political editor. Then a text from a journalist. We were like ‘oh hell here we go’ so I posted that as she had been warned she would be portrayed as crazy. She posted again on the 16th. Richard Fanselow you are embarrassing yourself with these conspiracies. Helen is discrediting herself by sharing them.

@goodlobster1 Loser. To REALLY save, simply buy milk

Just so you know Tasty Cheese is just aged Cheddar So buy a block of Cheddar and leave it in the fridge for 15 months and voila you have a block of Tasty and have saved yourself $4 Follow me for more food saving tips 😎

@JamieAA_Again I liked you better when you were banging on about the hills being alive with the sound of music

Let's just pause here for two seconds. I'll put it in bold so you don't miss it. One of the side effects of performing a Spinal Tap to check for Meningitis.....is Meningitis. 😭🤡welcome to clown world peeps.

@pennymarienz @bobmccoskrienz @NaturalWomensIE @IntChildProtect "abortion up to birth" is a vague and misleading phrase.

Oh dear Lord. 😥 Pray for the family unit, pray for morality to come back. Pray that this is happening to awaken the hardest of souls. Surely we're at the bottom of the ravine of ethics now and the only way is to clamber back up? @bobmccoskrienz @NaturalWomensIE @IntChildProtect

Well, well, well, turns out meningitis is a listed known side-effect from the vaccines.

@goodlobster1 Peanut butter

There are 2 things I get an urge for once a year 1. KFC 2.A cold can of Coca Cola Anyone else have these weird once in a blue moon cravings Shit ….. Hope I’m not pregnant 😳

@goodlobster1 Golfers

What is the collective noun for a group of retards And if there isn’t one what should it be X team 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

@Bridgetpee ABHORRENT

So does anyone else do this to a feijoa cos to me this is weird as fuck. There’s no teaspoon involved which is just wrong

@aniobrien Aackshuallly we should be putting more stuff in the boot but less often

Time for another correction, Stuff? I watched the press conference & she said she was not going to tell NZers how to live their lives or all the stuff that we all already know like if you have heavy stuff in the boot it uses more petrol. This is wilful misrepresentation