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@jet2tweets a query about my holiday, So followed the advised channels and messaged through the app, only to be advised by a "jetbot" that my issue was post travel and I should seek advice from an advisor. So therefore I would like to l lodge an official complaint. Please advise

Whatever was said and who said it, never come back and don't dare associate with our club. Absolute fuc#ing cretin

@Tyson_Fury @Tyson_Fury nice one, kids are crying now

@Tyson_Fury our under 7's rugby league are up your ways on Sunday , taking on Heysham Atoms. If you passing i'll get the beans and sausage on the cap fire. What says you ?

@AngryBritain @tobes1 The world is on its arse, you got the likes of Travis, James, The Charlatans and Razorlight being openers at small local festivals and Olivia RodeoRinghoop closing Glastonbury. Don't know a single song but at least 1664 are putting the effort in

Putting the 1975 as headliner at Glastonbury is a bit like putting a Custard Cream as the centrepiece of a fine dining experience.

@_LLCoolK Never been in to them not on my radar to be honest, but this guy knows his audience and is putting on a decent show. Better than some of the shit they shoved down our throats in years gone by. But fucking A men to this window fella 🎉🥳🎉

1975 are total horseshit. Glastonbury used to be decent and now it’s full of pompous wankers who can’t sing.

@BBCSport Why, it's just a money fight. May as well watch Kahn Vs Haye

Tyson Fury 🆚 Anthony Joshua - who wants to see that next? 👀

@JamesOC_ Hand up who missed him and looked straight at Herne

Anyone seen the SIZE of the cunt at the boxing just sat there been the incredible hulk 😂😂😂 #UsykFury2 #Usyk2Fury

@craigylou Fury got on top in about 3/4 rounds, but when he did, usky finished better. Fury is a money fighter from now on. But Moses Itauma is our big money fighter within 2 years 💪 absolute monster

Tyson all day long.

@bootlegger1974 Captain life's like a back kitchen, looks at yours 2 years ago and check it out now 👏👌👍

All the best to you all it’s been a tough year but life’s all about the experiencing the ups and downs 2025 will be a glorious year for us all go well 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

Turkey needs to sit down, the transporter having to crane his neck

@UtdShiv Hayley McQueen or Laura Woods

Who should get the MOTD gig from next season? 🤔 • Retweet for Alex Scott • Like for Mark Chapman • Reply with alternative suggestions/your thoughts

@90sFootballUK1 Streets of Rage

First game you think of? Is it a football one?

@SkyNews Maybe I could give it to a registered charity with a head office in Soho and a CEO on a 6 figure salary. I'm sure my £1 would trickle down to the needy.

Should you give money directly to a homeless person? Read more 🔽 trib.al/QbJv8t1

@bootlegger1974 Depends on the man baby, 4 intermediate gulps or five with purpose baby. Either way, follow the cream and live the dream baby. Take your time and don't overthink the crime baby. Sweet dreams captain

Only the captain can spilt them baby

@Sophia_Nyx The Deer Hunter, but this cameo 👌

without saying the prophecy, fav christopher walken film?

@bootlegger1974 Get out there captain and work up that ducking thirst baby. Drag us through this international break baby.

We’ll bore da and good ducking morning we don’t always have things our own way but that’s what makes the honey taste so sweet fly over this final hurdle and have a great weekend

@highangel Yes, lil dude . Grab the chocomel from the fridge and turn the big light off.

You’re smoking and see this. What’s your next move?

@JeremyClarkson Jez, you know the truth. If it's anything but a homage to the indestructible Hilux, I think you may have sold out. You know the score, I think the piglets would agree. RIP Lil dudes.

There’s a flagpole in the garden of my new pub and I’m wondering what sort of flag should be flown up there.