Slick Will & The Layabouts

I write songs about hating the government influenced by metal, punk/hardcore, and southern rock slayabouts.bandcamp.com

Is this how baby jets are made?

@AncapAtlas @mearmalite10

@slayabouts @mearmalite10 No, I actually have a girlfriend. I just also happen to have standards and don't desperately require validation from random mid women who want to virtue signal

Short kings, our time has come.

@Osgood_thechris I wear socks with crocks at the beach, personally

what kind of maniac keeps socks on at the beach?!

@MagneticNorse That looks like the lake in the adaptation of stephen king’s The Raft

We’re at the lake and my daughter just said it looks like a homescreen

@JD_Sing Sorry to hear that!

My step sister has passed away this morning. In your compassion, please pray for her family.

@AncapAtlas @mearmalite10

@mearmalite10 ...For a chick this mid tho? Nah

@mearmalite10 It’s about time

@catturd2 Calling us broken records is hilarious coming from a broken record

You're seeing in real time that Libertardian doomer grifters have almost ZERO influence in U.S. politics. It's just one big online echo chamber of foreign bots, emotional infants, and 24/7 fake outrage - all with one combined theme - IT'S ALL THE JOOOOOOOOOOS FAULT! The real world doesn't even now who these people are, or care. If you've heard one, you've heard them all. They're broken records, and quite frankly, they're becoming boring AF.

@Frankenmint @MagneticNorse He wasn’t clapping his hands

@slayabouts @MagneticNorse His son giving a hand clap thanking the employee for calling out the bs his parents stay dishing out on the regular. He will remember this day forever

Maybe it’s in the Waffle House training

@MagneticNorse Probably the latter

@slayabouts Six seven? Idk. Maybe he's reminding people the location of his no no zone

Love Jesus Distrust the government Seek self sufficiency

@slayabouts mutuals

GM

@MannerBoy1981 GM

@slayabouts gm gm Slick 🚀 Happy Sunday!

@0xSyfer GM

@slayabouts Holà 👍🏻

@VegetaBeats917 GM

@slayabouts GM

@LibertarianG0th Hell yeah brother they got my vote

This band is the funniest metal band of all time. 😂🤣

@GeneralPatton83 “Fed me”

Post your #NationalBarbequeDay 🔥

When you are with me, I'm free I'm careless, I believe Above all the others, we'll fly