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Luna

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The Lands Between Katılım Nisan 2022
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Brooks Wheelan
Brooks Wheelan@brookswheelan·
I did the thing where I worked for a year straight and am now gonna go blow it all in one month across Europe. I’ll never own a home baby!
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Luna
Luna@slcluna·
@isabelzawtun Nevermind, I see it is American cheese and it’s probably a failsafe supply they will replace real cheese with in other countries if we are ever invaded.
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Alex Rain 86
Alex Rain 86@TherealAlexRain·
@AlphaMasculini1 I find that the best way to kill female arousal is to marry them and then give them a detailed explanation of Dark Souls lore. No horse can save that.
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Mighty Men
Mighty Men@MightiestMen·
Women who ride a lot of horses always display some sort of weird, romantic relationships with their horses. Can't even begin to imagine why. Anyway, do not allow your wife or daughters to ride horses. Weird and disgusting.
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Arkclaimer
Arkclaimer@arkclaimer·
Opinions on Charmander?
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Luna
Luna@slcluna·
@tamoorh Wait, he meant Batman when he said someone who assaults people? 😭
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Tamoor Hussain
Tamoor Hussain@tamoorh·
You can’t write comedy this good
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Luna
Luna@slcluna·
@truIyalive @shoaeya Yeah the last parents I know who tried this not allowing their daughter to have sex thing have a 1 year old grandbaby now.
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The@waivyme·
@shoaeya Im pro choice but parents need to make sure their teens arent banging. My 17 year old daughter is grounded because I found condoms in her purse. (No I didn’t take them) I told 18 y/o bfs parents. I will be chaperoning more. Parents be responsible. (Teen rape victims is different)
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Luna
Luna@slcluna·
@Orgus_ballz @cityafreaks Honestly scared of a New Jersey invasion. Not because it’s blue but because I have seen how they drive there.
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Luna
Luna@slcluna·
@MsInformed @TMZ Single and divorced people got the most to say about relationships lol
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MsInformed
MsInformed@MsInformed·
@TMZ Wouldn't a "dating expert" be married?
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Luna
Luna@slcluna·
@ManyATrueNerd Basil is my favorite word we pronounce differently. I use the British way, it’s just more fun.
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Many A True Nerd
Many A True Nerd@ManyATrueNerd·
The funniest thing in the world is Americans trying to pronounce oregano.
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Luna
Luna@slcluna·
@CeeJLiv @Kristen_Arnett Some products are so good they never need to change anything. This is one of them.
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Magua
Magua@MaguaHOTS·
@Kristen_Arnett Lol I’m not female sex toy expert but don’t they usually look fancy and not like a 1980s electric massager? And the name magic wand 😂
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Kristen Arnett
Kristen Arnett@Kristen_Arnett·
we left the airbnb and this is what the host just sent, i am literally in tears
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