Luna

@stoneyfists @SGossicop @brookswheelan The opposite of a feral baby

@SGossicop @brookswheelan He says he’ll never own a home baby (whatever a “home baby” is...).

I did the thing where I worked for a year straight and am now gonna go blow it all in one month across Europe. I’ll never own a home baby!

@isabelzawtun Nevermind, I see it is American cheese and it’s probably a failsafe supply they will replace real cheese with in other countries if we are ever invaded.

@isabelzawtun Finally a reason to go to Missouri

@TherealAlexRain @AlphaMasculini1 Maybe try Bloodborne lore next time.

@AlphaMasculini1 I find that the best way to kill female arousal is to marry them and then give them a detailed explanation of Dark Souls lore. No horse can save that.

Women who ride a lot of horses always display some sort of weird, romantic relationships with their horses. Can't even begin to imagine why. Anyway, do not allow your wife or daughters to ride horses. Weird and disgusting.

@LamonteWorley @JaySurvival @LuftLuke @arkclaimer Starter lines that didn’t get anything yet would be nice. People have wanted a Dunsparce evolution for a while.

@JaySurvival @slcluna @LuftLuke @arkclaimer Like Who wobbefet? Dunsparce? Typhlosion? Emboar?

Opinions on Charmander?

@JaySurvival @LuftLuke @LamonteWorley @arkclaimer Good luck with that. 🤷‍♀️

@slcluna @LuftLuke @LamonteWorley @arkclaimer No more forms! Let's give the other Pokémon some love first XD.

@BruceKellock @BluLightningCos @Charalanahzard Forget to switch accounts?

@slcluna @BluLightningCos @Charalanahzard Exactly!!!! ❤️

@BruceKellock @BluLightningCos @Charalanahzard You can also keep them to yourself if you’re too sensitive for criticism.

@BluLightningCos @Charalanahzard I can have my own thoughts. Yes? Without being persecuted. Well I hope all you fine people. ❤️

@tamoorh Wait, he meant Batman when he said someone who assaults people? 😭

You can’t write comedy this good

@truIyalive @shoaeya Yeah the last parents I know who tried this not allowing their daughter to have sex thing have a 1 year old grandbaby now.

@shoaeya Im pro choice but parents need to make sure their teens arent banging. My 17 year old daughter is grounded because I found condoms in her purse. (No I didn’t take them) I told 18 y/o bfs parents. I will be chaperoning more. Parents be responsible. (Teen rape victims is different)

@DiscussingFilm Well, they tried to save her from herself.

@stopskeletons Gamespot: I lied

@Orgus_ballz @cityafreaks Honestly scared of a New Jersey invasion. Not because it’s blue but because I have seen how they drive there.

@MsInformed @TMZ Single and divorced people got the most to say about relationships lol

@TMZ Wouldn't a "dating expert" be married?

#BREAKING: Kevin Samuels, famous for dishing out controversial dating advice on social media, is dead. #RIP tmz.me/vZNr275

@ManyATrueNerd Basil is my favorite word we pronounce differently. I use the British way, it’s just more fun.

The funniest thing in the world is Americans trying to pronounce oregano.

@CeeJLiv @Kristen_Arnett Some products are so good they never need to change anything. This is one of them.

@Kristen_Arnett Lol I’m not female sex toy expert but don’t they usually look fancy and not like a 1980s electric massager? And the name magic wand 😂

we left the airbnb and this is what the host just sent, i am literally in tears

@MarWarlord @JojoJensenn @Eight8249 My favorite is Let Me Solo Me

@JojoJensenn @Eight8249 Lots of clones of Let me Solo her has gone up man, copycats that can be beneficial in fighting against Malenia. And some comical ones like they just run in and die or others stay behind and letting you fight. It's so funny 🤣