Lunchy B

@smalls2672 I don’t think they’re “finding out”. I think they’ve known, they don’t care, and they’ll find ways to justify or excuse it.

Imagine being a die hard maga person screaming about the Epstein files for 10 years only to find out donny is a notorious pedo and all your favorite influencers are people from other countries.

@qqueendaisy When I say “I got that dog in me…”

It’s leg & glute day & there’s a puppy in the gym 🏋🏻‍♀️

@PwincessPeach95 Do what you need to do and stay safe.

@erinmhk “2” replaces “to” but does not replace “too”

refusing 2 leave the house today because it’s way too hot

@NmEnchantress Welcome back

Everybody-I’m back. Last night I dreamed I was shot, though.

@LanieLuxx I love boob, boob love me…

@thekhemistlives @bananafitz You found it, now I don’t have to. Cheers!

@Ralph9091420947 Report this impersonator. @xlaurxxxxx

@RoxyTall I’d always wondered where TP comes from…

i…

@Criminalsimpson Faeries Wear Boo-urns

@DINGOJOHNS0N @aamberb__ “Lacked self control is crazy”

@aamberb__ This part got me crying

To be remorseful in text but on Twitter popping it is crazy to me, I hate when people can’t take accountability. I never judged you for the drugs you do it was the way you were acting in front of my guest while on them people that you do not know ! YOU told Twitter you do coke not me ! You are being obsessive all because you couldn’t get on a boat with us please understand how weird this is and have yet to explain how we were weird to you ! I should have never let you close to me and that was my fault ! When you said you were a fan you really meant that shit !

@RepMikeCollins The original Hitler was European

The European mind could never comprehend.

@lllliatttt @ISmashMelon More of this

@ISmashMelon because i don’t need to help her pay her bills

imagine thinking this is a gotcha lmao

@grace_degraaf Why have @eveuptonclark dig into this when Angel Martinez had already pitched it less than 2 months prior?

@Criminalsimpson I speak of a deeper wisdom.

@onionweigher 4,000 onions

switch mode, time for you to estimate the weight of this plant

@onionweigher Finally—thank you for talking about this.

Time to address the elephant in the room: ancient Roman recipes often include mentions of leeks, but they weren't really leeks, you can't just go out and buy leeks and use them when making ancient Roman recipes

@NiceToMedusYa Was over here being normal and I missed it.

K I’m deleting that you guys can’t be normal lmao