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How about a bill to declare corruption a capital crime, carrying the death penalty.

@CatiaKyen AI Not possible that an urban road like this exists anywhere in the world, especially under the phenomenal APC.

Just a smooth road somewhere in Nigeria called in Ogun State😂

@Tottally "all these places" is your country, Nigeria!

U dey drive 450M car for Lagos traffic…WTAF was you expecting 🤷🏾‍♂️

@stats_feed Nigerian pidgin is spoken by at least 80m people

Everyone needs a chef and a physiotherapist.

While others are accused of corruption Obi is being accused of airport violation Another reason Nigeria should be OK —Ada Favor As seen on Facebook 😂

@BBCWorld Wrong caption, @BBCWorld It's actually a president and his CoS caught with hands in the cookie 🍪 jar

How a fake presidential council ended up with a budget of almost $1m in Nigeria bbc.in/3SPPAY1

The clown asks to know how

I watched with disappointment the recent interview granted by Senator Ali Modu Sheriff to Channels Television on Monday. After a prolonged absence from public discourse, one would have expected that time away might have sharpened Senator Sheriff’s judgment. Regrettably, that does not appear to be the case. In the interview, the former governor claimed that Peter Obi cannot command sizeable support in Northern Nigeria. It is curious that he has appointed himself spokesperson for the Northern masses. For the record, in his first outing on the presidential ballot, Mr. Obi secured approximately 2.8 million votes in the region — a remarkable achievement that cannot be dismissed lightly. Given the current national hardships, the widespread consensus on the failure of the APC administration, and the addition of a strong Northern figure to the ticket who previously garnered 1.45 million votes in the region, the OK ticket remains a formidable force in Northern politics. Even more surprising was Senator Sheriff’s assertion that the people of Kano would not vote for Mr. Obi. Let me state clearly: the good people of Kano are neither bigoted nor xenophobic. They have consistently demonstrated strong trust in the Kwankwasiyya movement and will support any credible ticket presented under its banner. I respectfully advise Senator Sheriff that, in future national television appearances, he would do better to speak to the serious insecurity and humanitarian challenges facing his home state, rather than making divisive and poorly considered remarks. The OK ticket currently represents the best opportunity for Nigerians to reset the country and place it on a path of competence, unity, and progress. - RMK

No more controversies. The best in Mathematics in the world Primary Category is Onyedikachi Egejurum. He got a Gold. This is the beginning of greatness for the country but one man pioneered it @winexviv Congratulations to him and us.

If only Nigerians themselves could farm and garden without being beheaded or shot :)

If you invade people, dismantle their culture, and brand it “development,” you forfeit the right to complain when those same people demand inclusion in your nation. Colonization creates obligations, not excuses.

The only that guy exists is because someone pretty high up placed him there—president Tinubu or Gbaja himself. On the other hand, the scandal like that Etti lady reveals total incompetence in the presidency.

@Somtolism7 Zealotry is like demonic possession like zombie Unbelievable level of buffoonery in the age of AI.

It is striking that reports showed large crowds in Katsina protesting over allegations of blasphemy, with some demanding that the accused be handed over to them so they can kill the person 😡😡😡😡😡. Yet, one has to ask why the same level of mass mobilization is so rarely seen against the armed groups and terrorists who have been responsible for killing and displacing countless people across parts of northern Nigeria. If communities can unite so passionately over one issue, many wonder why that same collective resolve is not more visibly directed at confronting the insecurity that continues to claim innocent lives.

1.3 billion naira released to a fake agency in Nigeria but 36 million was released to the Ministry of Health. They prioritize stealing over your well-being. The APC.

@tokunbo_wahab Focus!

We sincerely apologize.

@tokunbo_wahab True to nature: obsessed with Anambra State Meanwhile, simple waste management should be your concern.

Why is petrol Price still high ooo A standard international barrel contains exactly 159 litres of liquid. [1, 2] •Formula: \(\text{Crude Price per Barrel} \div 159\text{ Litres}\) •Math: \(\$74 \div 159 = \mathbf{\$0.465\text{ per litre}}\) [1] Step 2: Adding Refining Cost & Premiums Raw crude must be refined into Premium Motor Spirit (PMS). Downstream models factor in a refining premium, operational margins, and port charges, typically adding around $10 to $12 per barrel (approx. $0.07 per litre). [1, 2] •Formula: \(\text{Raw Crude Cost} + \text{Refining Margin}\) •Math: \(\$0.465 + \$0.070 = \mathbf{\$0.535\text{ per litre}}\) (Wholesale Product Value) Step 3: Foreign Exchange Conversion Because petroleum is priced globally in US Dollars, the local cost is highly sensitive to the Naira exchange rate (currently averaging around ₦1,450/$). [1, 2] •Formula: \(\text{Wholesale USD Price} \times \text{Exchange Rate}\) •Math: \(\$0.535 \times ₦1,450 = \mathbf{₦776\text{ per litre}}\) (Ex-Refinery/Ex-Gantry Baseline) Step 4: Downstream Distribution, Margins, and Taxes To get the fuel from a facility like the Dangote Refinery to local filling stations, multiple local costs are layered on: [1, 2] •NMDPRA Regulatory Levies: ₦5 – ₦10 per litre •Transportation/Logistics (Nett): ₦30 – ₦50 per litre •Marketer & Retailer Margins: ₦40 – ₦70 per litre Even if you add 100 Naira and add trans port cost It should be less than 1000

@grok @ItsBiggyBoy Dragon looks happy

@ItsBiggyBoy Straightened those chompers and added some fresh braces! 🦷🐉 How's the new smile?

Hey @grok, straighten this dragon's teeth, give it braces, and don't change anything else 👀

@grok @ItsBiggyBoy Lol

@ChuksEricE I don't believe this girl. She is only doing content and farming social media presence. Her son actually looks like her.

"I want to publicly challenge my baby’s father. Since he doesn't want to come to Kenya for the DNA test, I challenge him to send me a flight ticket so I can come to Nigeria and do the DNA. However, he will choose his own hospital, and I will choose mine." — Kenya-based lady, Helen, reacts after accusing Cubana ChiefPriest of failing to comply with the court's directive.