Sleepy

Hey sorry I haven’t tweeted in like a week, I fell asleep

Sitting here with @JuanPablo4o & my Twitter spidie senses are starting to tingle again

@bjornormson Glizzys in the air like we just don’t care

OFFICIAL #glizzy TWITTER THREAD. GLIZZY PICS ONLY. THIS IS THE ONLY THREAD #Summer2020

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE FUTURE MR AND MRS NORM BJORNSON 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣 @bjornormson @sleepyRN_

Got engaged to @sleepyRN_ reveal!

Does he get bad spray tans or does he just golf?

@bjornormson @NBA It’s not funnnnnnneh I’ve got schoooooool

START THE FUCKING GAME ITS 8:44 and I have school in the morning @NBA

@lildovzz This is gold

This is for a VERY niche audience, but for anyone that's familiar with the influencer Michaela Podolsky - I finally figured it out. Her daughter looks like Hasbulla

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

@ken_sa_s @j4webber Ken >>>

@j4webber So all the stories you tell are just lies?

Trader Joe’s > Whole Foods

Conair Quick Braid walked so the Dyson Airwrap could run

The most Sundayish Monday I have ever had

9 out of 10 Uber drivers in this city give me car sickness

@JetBlue literally turning me emo right now by canceling my flight to FL 😔

@bjornormson @JetBlue

.@JetBlue you just canceled my flight 2 hours before when I’m already at airport? What are we doing about $200 in Ubers to and from the airport

My *mid afternoon into the night* shift doorman is my hype man

Thanks brother

I’ve been seeing way too many baby names that should probably be reserved as dog names