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last night a guy in a turtle costume grabbed the straw out of my drink, threw it on the floor, and said
“that’s for my homies”
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Bree Robinson
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Bree Robinson
@sleepybreee
we're gonna skate to one song & one song only
Katılım Mayıs 2009
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abortion after the ninth month is called school shootings! hope this helps!
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alright i’m just going to say it - people spend WAY too much on vacuums. how dirty is your house that you have to take out a second mortgage just to clean it. unless it doubles as a portal to another dimension, i’m not buying it.
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the “a shooter would never get past me yee yee” attitude is grown men with a narcissistic hero complex whose fathers didn’t hug them enough as a child
Shannon Watts@shannonrwatts
.@Jason_Aldean - who was on-stage during the mass shooting at a Las Vegas concert in 2017 that killed 60 people and wounded over 400 more - has recorded a song called “Try That In A Small Town” about how he and his friends will shoot you if you try to take their guns.
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maybe i’m ageist here but can we stop putting old decrepit white men in charge
Lauren McKenzie@TheMcKenziest
We are all trapped in a horror disaster movie
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grown ass men complaining about two pigs and a mermaid, what an odd hill to die on
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for as patriotic as this country claims to be a lot of you clearly don’t give a fuck about most of your fellow Americans.
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everything is better in gummy form. can’t sleep? gummy. wanna get high? gummy. on your healthy girl shit? take that sugar coated gummy and go have yourself a day.
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the world is not going to shit. the world has always been shit. you just have way more communication channels constantly letting you know that the world is shit. so just enjoy your shitty life while you’re on this shitty planet.
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the ratio of 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘱𝘦 cloves of garlic to 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭 cloves of garlic is 1:4, no arguments
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you’ve heard of separation of church and state but can we pls talk about the need for separation of church and country music
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i sent out engagement party invitations and asked everyone to rsvp by june 31st..... which is in fact not a real date.....
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