Undercover Dad
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Undercover Dad
@slick_mullet
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Your moms house Katılım Mart 2012
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Growth means realizing not every man is going to have legit growth as well 😎😂
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Who wants to take bets on which mine will be LOL
agent bubblegum@kaitduffy
Millennials, it’s time to pick your midlife crisis: - multiple years of celibacy - age gap bf - declare bankruptcy - move to a cheaper midwestern city - hit up your first love from high school - quit drinking - start drinking - edible psychosis - start making jewelry - get an MBA
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Question for guys…why do some of yall be letting your ear hairs just grow and grow?!? Saw a man with some hairs coming off his ear lobe that no joke were like 2-3 inches long 👀🤢
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Man, I got ALL the faceless Twitter accounts pissed at me for suggesting that smoking pot shouldn’t be a condition of parole 😂🤷♀️
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This! If you start asking “if I can move here or there or if I’m okay” or any nonsense like that and it’s a wrap! Need a man, not a timid boy 💯🤷♀️
babygirl 🎀@calibabygirl93
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I kid you not. I went to the dentist today and he said, “Open up the back of your throat”. I couldn’t help but giggle and think ‘here is my time to shine’. 😈😜😂😂
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