SlightlyAskew (join us on bluesky)

DON'T assume my gender. DO assume I'm peckish.

@rduggan16 You ok?

Dan Ballard has to go really #safc

@MikesOpinions_ @SunderlandAFC Farage laughs at bootlickers like you. Him and his billionaire pals think you’re scum. If and when he ever finds real power, you’ll see it for yourself. Where is your dignity and self respect?

Sunderland Gamers! #sunderland #play #safc #northeast

There. It’s not rocket science. The government & media are once again being totally played by Nigel Farage. Thank you @EdwardJDavey for speaking the actual truth.

@marconi78958 How did you do it? I can't see the reply you're responding to?

Much better! Thanks

How do you get rid of all the non-Sunderland posts from the #safc ?

So I was really worried about the #SAFC recruitment, considering how many players might be away during AFCON. Now I understand that the plan is to already be safe by then...

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

Championship first day. Remember the two weeks when every Coventry fan debated whether they'd win by 3 or 4 then Ballard did *that* so they debated whether Sheff Utd would win by 5 or 6 and Watson did *THAT* then we spent ~£130m and signed Granit Xhaka. Very funny summer. #SAFC

@S4fcNi4ll ...cos he's injured.

Ive seen somewhere he will be our number 1 which tbf Patterson has been non existent during pre season #SAFC

@RhysOwens33479 like a garden sprinkler

Spraff, spoolj what ever you want to call it, but it’s everywhere 🤌🏻 #SAFC

@Ian_Crow3 Cos we don't have enough fit defenders.

1-0 loss, but coming away only feeling increasingly positive. Much the better team 1st half, 2nd half 11 stood up and more than held their imo, with the young lads Tutierov and Jenson Jones impressing. A good run out, that only needed a clinical edge. Coming along nicely. #SAFC

@rusynisthegoat Xenophobic? Racist? Take yer pick I guess.

@S4fcNi4ll Metro might be a good idea?

Thinking of going to both Gateshead and south shields away. What's the parking like? And what's it like driving from one stadium to the other #SAFC

@infinitesafc In what way does it sum it up?

I’m going to telling some of fan bases and saying “stop being idiots”. All the clubs have many faiths and many religions. Stop hate. Fs #SAFC

@Capt_Fishpaste Do we have an obligation with Le Fee?

Pretty sure this is inaccurate. No obligation to buy in the Samed deal. #SAFC

@Macbeveridge @Capt_Fishpaste You mean his personal social media account he uses to share his views that you don't have to read or agree with? That one?

Proudly blocked by Michael Graham who uses his #SAFC platform to ram his view of politics and the world down our throats. Debate him at your peril!!! 😂 @Capt_Fishpaste

@KayleeMcNally Mepham just off for a couple of quick frames at the Crucible...

Ignoring my fear of playoffs by scrolling through pics from last night #SAFC

@Thepatriot_2023 @Playoffs We demonstrably do, based on an entire season's worth of results that rational people call a league table. However, I see from your avatar that you like to go with knee-jerk sensationalism so, fair play.

#SAFC don't deserve to be in the @PlayOffs

In June, last year, Graham Linehan, knowing that Joey Barton was charged with kicking his wife in the head, had a "lovely day in Liverpool" with him, doing a podcast. Today, Joey was convicted of the crime. Tell me again how "gender criticism" is a women's rights movement.