An assassination attempt by a mentally ill person using an AR-15 is a terrible reason to vote for the man who made it easier for mentally ill persons to obtain AR-15s.
My grandma always tells me how disgusting it is every time I get a new tattoo and she did so today when she saw my knee tattoo. Luckily she didn’t ask what it says 😃 (eat shit and die)
I drive with my dog in the car so often and put my arm in front of him when I break suddenly to the point where I accidentally keep doing it to my friends
This is an important question for the fellas. When you take a shit, do you stand up to piss first, then sit down? Or do you sit down and do everything at once?