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@slim_ij

Florida Katılım Aralık 2012
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Ian@slim_ij·
My buddy and I started a podcast for shits and giggles. I know what you’re thinking and the answer is yes, it does suck 👌🏼 anchor.fm/ian-johnston05…
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An assassination attempt by a mentally ill person using an AR-15 is a terrible reason to vote for the man who made it easier for mentally ill persons to obtain AR-15s.
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Ian@slim_ij·
My grandma always tells me how disgusting it is every time I get a new tattoo and she did so today when she saw my knee tattoo. Luckily she didn’t ask what it says 😃 (eat shit and die)
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Took a girl on a date and she thought it would be a good idea to do coke
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I just held garlic bread for too long after taking it out of the oven and that shit burned. I don’t know what that guy was thinking.
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On tomorrow’s episode
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I drive with my dog in the car so often and put my arm in front of him when I break suddenly to the point where I accidentally keep doing it to my friends
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I asked because I have multiple coworkers who refuse to sit down to pee because “they’re not women”
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This is an important question for the fellas. When you take a shit, do you stand up to piss first, then sit down? Or do you sit down and do everything at once?
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One of my coworkers will casually call me in the middle of the day just to say “fuck you” and hang up
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The gators qb should be in jail for wearing #15 and being this fucking garbage
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My coworker just got fired then proceeded to ask the manager who fired him for a ride home
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