keef pants again

Me when I fix something in my house by myself

Gays when they see a heterosexual slow walker

idk seems like my type of vibe

Choosing which exclamation points to delete from my work email

gay rights means gay ppl are treated the same as straight people under the law, regardless of whether you like their fashion choices in public. if straight people were denied rights bc of their fashion choices, a lot of ppl would be in prison

middle names are so funny. it’s like ok what if we gave this baby a second worse name that’s a little bit of a secret ?? and it kind of has to be marie

6-Year-Old Didn’t Cause Parents’ Divorce But Didn’t Exactly Step Up To Prevent It Either bit.ly/3xXEv9L

@wakaanwhit Godspeed brother, may your kindness give that absolute unit another day 🙏🏼

@wakaanwhit My redneck is showing but you can grab them by the tail and drag them backwards if you want to move them safely. Wear gloves lol

Can you watch him while I smoke

no more fun facts. i want to hear a scary, unsettling fact about you

I love being a little stupid it’s so fun..:.it gets dark outside and im like ohhh this happened yesterday too