SlimeSlug
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SlimeSlug
@slime_slug
Just another person liking posts and following accounts they enjoy. Once in a Blue Moon, I'll post. (*ﾟｰﾟ)ゞ
(*´﹃｀*) Katılım Nisan 2017
464 Takip Edilen31 Takipçiler
Why the hell is a pasta company trying to listen in on my conversations man.
Dexerto@Dexerto
Pasta sauce company Prego is launching a device that listens to and records conversations at the dinner table The device is designed to capture laughter, stories, and everyday moments that can be revisited
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@KOONOWENXD This is one of the coolest combinations with Taiga you’ve done!!! <3
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This is creepiest shit I’ve seen in a minute, if you for some reason do this you’ve completely lost touch with reality.
Evie ♡@EFCevie
very rarely am i left genuinely speechless from a dm i receive but this one’s done it. what the actual fuck is going wrong in your life that makes you ai generate a picture of you with a random twitter girl and then dm it to her?
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You ain’t gettin shit with your picky ass.
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Tejas@iTejasJagtap
I will only marry a woman who is: - Virgin - Naturally beautiful (no makeup ever) - 5'2 perfect height - 45 kg exact weight - Knows cooking of all cuisines - Non feminist - Doesn't use social media - Has no male friends - Asks permission before going anywhere - Shares her live location 24×7 - Deletes her past completely - Takes care of my parents like her own - Never gets angry - Calm and "understanding" 24×7
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Fat chubby dragons... which one would you pick first? 😊💖
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I will gladly accept and address you with your pronouns of choice, but our biology is set in stone.
Winter 🖤@thewinterdollx
If you don’t think trans women are women then you’re just down right transphobic it’s as simple as that really! Like you’re just lying if you said you think I’m a man when you look at me😅 TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN 🏳️⚧️
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