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hey you fuckin coonts @AscendEX_ give this simple Korean man his money back.

@Polymarket Just cancelled my Spotify subscription. Goodbye.

JUST IN: Spotify admits “we know glitter is not for everyone” — will revert to old logo this week.

i waited 4 days in line for a Swatch, ended up spending $6k on them and then they announced they aren't limited. had to sell them at a loss a few hours later. down bad.

this is a well known kink within the prediction market executive culture. Kalshi and Polymarket usually have these events several times a month. the person who gets dominated in the bedroom for the night is the one who decides which platform gets to open what markets and when.

why she always gets shy when i gape her hole with two hands instead of one?

@izebel_eth @papertrade_xyz @blurr Every grifting KOL is engaging with this post. must be incredible tech to attract top tier scammers to it like a magnet.

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@CryptoGodJohn Nobody cares. You'll still be grifting.

Hearing things ✍️ It’s finally gonna happen

idk why but i have a seriously strong desire to cum all over a woman's face even though i have two girlfriends. It feels wrong to do it on either of them. I need to find a woman specifically for cumming on her face and that's it.

@im_roy_lee You seem like you belong in crypto. Come to the dark side, and embrace its shadow.

u twitter ppl are always trying to bucket me as being a one trick marketer i solo designed, built, and marketed a fully bootstrapped product interview coder to >$1,000,000 profit in months maybe 5 people on this entire app can claim this it’s been ONE year since i’ve entered the arena, im barely 22, cluely is profitable, ive hardly touched any of the money from my last funding round, i’ve never even once thought of quitting, and the biggest “scandals” about me are overblown bullshit. truly, why would i not gun for a gigantic outcome? im so clearly more built for this than all you mfs who sit and talk ab me every day lol none of u have ever done what ive done and if you had, you’d think u were meant for more too

@Tma_420 this is how ✡️ people operate.

It’s a bit sad to see us promoting and encouraging this behavior. Not to mention that the founder of Pump fun thinks it’s okay to profit off death and illness. Guy wrote 2 entire threads on a disease that can potentially be deadly for many. All for what? Making a few extra dollars. May I never be this hungry for money that I need to literally pray for others to die to make money.

Research who this guy is and you'll want to sell all your $IREN tomorrow

Up to 30mg of Reta

impossible. Literally impossible. It's guaranteed to go up from here. If it goes down, it will never go back up guaranteed.

@sporadica Ask her right now if she knows the other 2 broads you've been messing with on the side?

so many sad men seething in the replies and QTs, i just love it. me and my lady are sitting here laughing our way to the bank, keep getting mad and we will keep using your engagement to pay for more babies thank you for your service, recruits 🫡

also, pro tip to men: do not ever let your woman see you working from home.

@opensea Copyright infringement. Opensea needs to be careful.

may the 4th be with you 🫡 koda yoda ftw

@JonahBlake @Banks your sitting here saying it's weak to talk about this topic and yet you made a 4 min video talking about it...?imagine giving a damn about any of this crap.

The truth about @Banks and Ansem If you’re a creator you should watch this.

@basilda_a there is new peptide circulating that apparently makes your anal cavity a bit wider for more efficient poops which heals the intestinal wall.

shill me your peptidopholio, what r your top picks and why?

@wizardofsoho you just cost me so much money by saying no. I'm beyond irate.

Was asked to shill a caballed future rug on Solana. Mostly people who lost everything on perps during bear and are poor apparently said yes to shilling it for supply or early bags If you see people shilling it you know who the poors who lost everything are 😂

Hey @VitalikButerin your $ASTEROID meme token is currently worth around 600k USD. You might want to be selling it and donating it to charity at this point.

Evelyn will be looking for new white penis now. If you are a white grifter, you have an amazing opportunity right now.