Andy Mills

@Daveravedave @L0ckedUpWithMen @liamgallagher @MrsBr0wn_82 You sold the definitely tickets, for the maybe tickets? 🤔

@L0ckedUpWithMen @liamgallagher @MrsBr0wn_82 I said in the space the other night, bought for £350 and sold for £350. Warra numpty I am. I suspected they might do a secret gig at Glastonbury, so I bought tickets for that instead.

If I caused any distress and upset anyone this morning I’m deeply sorry that wasn’t my intention I thought it was a bit of fun I got it wrong please forgive me LG

@fopminui @justinflom Were the tweezers hot? I guess the cork would never be removed as the bottle is so old so this must be best way?

When the final bottle dropped!

@crazyclips_ How can you cancel a nobody?

Cancel her immediately

@AnaStanaBananaa That’s so lovely, I hope they are still together?

my dad used to get so mad every time my mom would come home w a new coffee mug (she likes to collect them) and her new bf literally built her a wall to display her collection. this is why we don’t settle for loser boys, ladies!!!!!

@liamgallagher Just get The Polyphonic Spree to pop along and do a couple

Richard Ashcroft or Manic street preachers as support

@SpiffyMinded @ianmiles See this is why I don’t visit this app very often. I open it up for a quick browse and now I’m down this fu*king rabbit hole 😂 I’ve even skimmed through the YouTube video. What does it all mean??? Is it just some couple having a boxing match in the car?

Why is he just letting her abuse him? twitter.com/unlimited_ls/s…

@liamgallagher I mean in a nutshell Damn auto erect

@liamgallagher I’m a nutshell Basically

In general

@liamgallagher I’m not a nutshell I mean I’m in a nutshell

@HurleyGang10 @liamgallagher @craig86w No just use 2s instead of Ss in the spelling

Andy bell from ride the shoe gazing phenomenon should really not be getting people’s hopes up it’s not big and and it’s not clever LG x

@liamgallagher Of course he wants it, he wants to keep getting paid like Gem does 😄

@jamespropmaker What’s this going to be? 🧐

@flea333 And spend the whole day in a blur until sleep pattern is back on track

ive really spent a lot of time on both of these roller coasters

@eva_kurilova Which toilet do you use then?

Dear gigantic men with booming voices and 5 o'clock shadows and long hair who insist on using women's washrooms for validation and claim to have never been challenged about it: you haven't been challenged because women are afraid of you. You're welcome.

@morgan_moore97 @MCooper0191 @E92199677 @TheRockRevival_ Oh yeah I was there for that 😂 he came bounding out in council style high vis at the very end and loads of people started leaving

Royal Blood making their feelings known about the crowd at BBC Radio 1’s Big Weekend yesterday 😂

@iamraisini @elonmusk I like how it says hide in the bottom right hand corner 😂

@elonmusk And this con man is meant to be taking humanity to Mars

My bedside table

@perrigame I’ve seen the film of that and read the book it’s great. The sequel is called “Petals in The Wind” stuck with me for days after

Setting fire to the Monday blues ❤️‍🔥

@perrigame I thought that said “time to find a boyfriend of girlfriend to let do this” 😂

Right. Time to find a boyfriend or girlfriend. Let's do this.

@LilSunnyGrl1221 @wintonARK Thanks I can also do basic takeaways

Lords who have been knighted by the twitter verification wand are upset that the proles will be able to buy status

@TyTyger626 @wintonARK Definitly one day. He’s on his way up at the moment but he’ll get there 💪🏻 💰

@sloopjbsail @wintonARK Damn, he's gonna be rich.