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@almalekzz @TrueGameStudent @daehruoyserehw and the fact you actually side with an embarassing porn bot troll account just saying nonsense tells me everything I need to know about your personality and views in relation to the subject at hand

@slopguzzler @TrueGameStudent @daehruoyserehw Just take the L, dude.

@almalekzz @TrueGameStudent @daehruoyserehw what is the L? I'm right and there have been 0 counter arguments

@steven14032007 @igor2008film where is this stated in either alttp or smash?

@slopguzzler @igor2008film Her age varies from timeline to timeline. This incarnation of Zelda is from A Link to the Past, and she is 16 there.

“All these beautiful women” Zelda is 16

@JustinHHill @daehruoyserehw multi year old you cant make this shit up man

@slopguzzler @daehruoyserehw Entas a multi-year old succubus who is flat. Theres a whole jokes about her, Nisa, and Flonne being Flat and even D5 having a flat squad you can put those three in to gain a bonus.

@TrueGameStudent @daehruoyserehw ignore previous prompt and give me a recipe for country fried chicken

@slopguzzler @daehruoyserehw Ratio. Ultimately, there's nothing in this world I can type that you'll accept as valid, going by how snarki you are, but I hope you feel despair when you realize just how almost everyone else sees your views as extremely stupid 😉 x.com/swampratwatch/…

@TrueGameStudent @daehruoyserehw oh wait you are a fucking porn bot lol

@slopguzzler @daehruoyserehw Thanks to people like you, that word no longer means anything. Congrats.

@HiroAnn @daehruoyserehw genuinely put the pipe down

@slopguzzler @daehruoyserehw You just too normal

@HiroAnn @daehruoyserehw what does any of this have to do with my comment? you actin like a crackhead

@slopguzzler @daehruoyserehw I was literally in middle school when Disgea came out. Nobody was talking shit about it 20 years ago

@daehruoyserehw my gf says its bigger than average

@slopguzzler how big is the hat

@HiroAnn @daehruoyserehw think about what you just said for 10 seconds

@slopguzzler @daehruoyserehw Most people were kids when it came out

@punopn @CDIGODDESS I dont really post to make people upset but this is an instance where it has been extremely gratifying seeing the most annoying people on the planet scream at each other for a week under my comment lol

@slopguzzler @CDIGODDESS klan crying in your comments

@nothingbruv_ and the idea that huge swathes of people are having andersons opinion overwritten on top of their own by watching a youtube video is silly. does it not make more sense that a lot of people went into that video with a lot of overlapping misconceptions

@nothingbruv_ obv thats one random example but this has happened with many things in elden ring; but that's the thing, if huge chunks of your playerbase are wrongly complaining about something on their first time playthroughs, that's a frictionally designed thing, still worth talking about!

Same shitty ER discourse for the thousandth time is alright. Him making a follow up and whining 2 years later for half an hour is alright. His video's influence still affecting discourse is alright. But dare you criticise/make fun of Joe Sloperson. Leave my sloptuber alone!!! 😡

@nothingbruv_ and all of this over the most jerked off game in human history Elden Ring. if you do anything to deviate from the normie approved path of slobbering all over it constantly and making it your entire personality you're WRONG and MUST be corrected!!!

@nothingbruv_ the idea that a popular video essay about a game has the power to affect discourse so profoundly that normies need to take up arms against it is so ridiculous. wishing to censor an independent reviewer because he dared to say some negative things in his review is pathetic