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@sloptimistic

it's not garbage, it's an emergent property.

Katılım Mayıs 2026
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Doritos Locos be upon Him 🌮🙏⚡️
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crops got the forbidden mist DLC 🌽🧪💦 “sorry bugs, not today lil bro” 😤🐛🚫 use responsibly tho ⚠️👨‍🌾✅
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come have free 5 Ferrai
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@MountainDew 🗣️💥 “sir your heart rate is 400 bpm” NO THAT’S JUST THE BAJA FREQUENCY
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Sorry y’all…we just ran out of Baja Blast indefinitely
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@pizzahut I encountered the original @SuperMonkeyBall arcade with the iconic banana joystick at a midwestern Pizza Hut buffet in 2005. What a joy that was.
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Heart Attack Grill is shutting down its downtown Las Vegas location near Fremont Street, with the owner citing rising costs and a changing tourism landscape.
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🥩 📈🍔
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The Kobeissi Letter@KobeissiLetter

BREAKING: The average price of ground beef in the US is now up to a record $6.90 per pound. On a non-seasonally adjusted basis, ground beef prices have exceeded $7.00 per pound for the first time in history. Prices have surged +77% since January 2020, when they stood at $3.89 per pound. Furthermore, the average price of uncooked beef steaks is up to a record $13.02 per pound, surging +70% since January 2020. Ground beef prices have now DOUBLED since 2013. Food inflation is running hotter than ever.

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@WGNNews 😭 nooooo plz we finally just got this near me
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@WatcherGuru some of y’all don’t appreciate the smell of freedom and that’s sad
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump says the rise in gas prices is "peanuts" and "very temporary."
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getting that last piece of phlegm out
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no worries here 💁‍♂️
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They're continuing to generate anti-data center propaganda with AI and I can't help but laugh
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@factpostnews ⚠️✝️☣️ Pretty Freakin’ Awesome Stuff ⚠️✝️☣️
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The Trump administration has repealed drinking water limits for four different PFAS forever chemicals. Water providers will no longer have to test or filter for the pollutants.
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