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@BattlefieldInte it wasnt a good map xD You could blow up the RU side heli before it could leave their base.

Sharqi Peninsula would be perfect for a Battlefield 6 remake. What maps from older Battlefield games do you think deserve a comeback next?

Just another fun morning in Florida! 🤣🤣🤣

Sometimes as unemployed you gotta bring joy to the wagie

Sloth Update 🦥 - Today marks the first week in their 30-day quarantine period. This little one had an exciting day yesterday, as he got to try out some new types of produce (zucchini, squash, and cucumber). Turns out- he LOVES it!

@burgeoisiee that car is so sexy.

NEW WHEEEEEELS FOR THE MIATAAAAAAAAA

I've tried this a handful of times and my results. - very low scores. - pulled myself +3 - 4 other players out of the fight. - caused enemy players to just hunt us down and make it unplayable after a short bit. - lost every match this happens in. - multiple friends decide to never use the mortar again because its a meme weapon.

@pstrtxx6n8 @sloth_SD1 @Lati25Mi >single handedly >requires a whole squad

Mortars are getting a role shift in #Battlefield6 The devs are pushing mortars toward teamplay instead of stationary spam. What’s changed: • ⏱️ Resupply time: 30s (was 10s) • ❌ No ammo regeneration while deployed • 🎯 Reduced accuracy at long range

@EndersFPS Meh Approaching 1000 hours in bf6, haven't been it in 3 weeks now. If the update makes it less enjoyable to play then I'll just stay off it.

Literally pull the thumbstick Down Down left Or down right Equip recoil attachments. You’re going to be fine.

Here's where this goes... Firstly, kiss successful insurance claims goodbye. Any accident will be blamed on "sub-optimal driver performance", and that time your hands moved briefly from the 10-and-2 or your eyeline wasn't correctly picked up by the mirror sensor will be used to blame your fender-bender on you. Secondly, there will be a big "people drive dangerously" propaganda push. "ADDW data harvesting has shown up 80% of us might be driving more recklessly than we think", or "most veteran drivers slip in to bad habits, reports show". Then comes the new legislation to act on this totally fabricated problem. What is it? Oh, it's re-certification. Every driver has to be re-certified after X years on the road. Or maybe your driver monitoring data will be uploaded to a database and scanned for errors. Those errors put points on your license and if you go over a certain number of points, your ability to drive is taken away pending recertification. You can appeal, and drive while the appeal takes place. But the appeal fee is greater than the recertification fee, and if you lose, you have to pay legal costs, and you're not allowed to drive for double the usual amount of time. You'll have to pay a "processing" fee for re-certifying, of course, and if you fail, you'll have to wait X amount of months before you can try again. Headlines will celebrate both the (fictional) decrease in traffic fatalities and that the smaller number of private vehicles on the road has improved the pollution levels in the inner cities. An opinion piece from an anonymous "former driver" will appear in the Guardian "I lost my drivers license, and it's the best thing that ever happened to me". It will talk up how much money they're saving on petrol and road tax, and how much fitter they get walking everywhere and how they know their neighbours so well now. And all sorts of cosy anecdotes about the charming characters and life-affirming tableaux that public transport exposes you to.

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Where in the world am I? Another perfect day in the fabulous……..

@Zaohz Fuck, it's been that long already O_o

Sucks that I went to the same spot this year and the only other car there was a Del sol.

@horsepower I'm going to opt out by not getting anything 2027 and up.

I thought this shit was a joke

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Steals all your fucking water droplets

Twenty years ago, this would have been a multimillion dollar cross promotional advertisement or something airing during the Super Bowl, worked on for months by extremely talented VFX artists.

This might be the most Florida Man video on the internet. Barefoot on asphalt, casually wrestling an alligator with his bare hands, picking it up, and walks off while carrying it. Incredible

When you’re out biking, and walking the trails in Florida remember, the alligators have the right of way.