
Slow Cone (PARODY) slow/parked
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Slow Cone (PARODY) slow/parked
@slowcone57
My corporate partners didn’t Google me. Really, I’m just parked for being too slow 🏴 Thanks Opie’s Anal Cream & Bill’s Butt Plugs. 4 laps down, but top 10! #57






So, I have a serious question about this Cleetus McFarland RCR deal. Why is it that testing is banned (aside from Goodyear and new manufacturers) yet they were allowed to test for 10 hours at a track the @NASCAROReillyAP runs on? Now, they have an "elite driver" test, but in what world does Cleetus fall under that provision? Here's the rule: Elite Driver Exception: NASCAR allows "Select Driver Orientation Tests" for drivers with high-level experience from other series (e.g., F1, IndyCar), provided they are approved by NASCAR and use a different team for the test Last I checked, he tested with the team he is racing for. So, @NASCAR, when does the rest of the field get a private test of their choosing?















Max hands out autographs to fans and gets Kinder Chocolate as a gift in return 🧡





NEWS: Per multiple reports, ARCA Menards Series team owner and part-time driver, Tim Goulet, has been indefinitely suspended by ARCA until further notice. Goulet has an outstanding warrant which violates the ARCA Rulebook Section 12-8.1. #ARCA




@Jeff_Bluck @mullins_racing @Wabigama Willie and Dinah are quality, hard working folks.




