Jim-Bob, Therapeutic Humorist for Hire

I tried the Japanese method of decluttering where you throw everything out that doesn't bring you joy. There goes the vegetables and bills.

Ran out of little plastic baggies for my spirit animal. Watch your step if you follow me on the path to enlightenment!

Speaking of threats to the Vatican, any occasion is good for repeating Cardinal Consalvi’s apocryphal retort to Napoleon: “If we, the clergy, have not managed to destroy the Church in 1,800 years, how do you expect to succeed?”

2500 years from today. The teachings of Don Tzu.

These astronauts are just a balm: impossibly cheery, down to earth, committed, decent. They are clearly extraordinary people, and yet reassuringly normal. At a time when the news is dominated by people who are either cruel or corrupt or insane or incompetent or all of the above, they remind us not all is lost.

You Be You. This time with antiperspirant.

A commenter notes that "Trump managed to be both Hitler and Chamberlain in the same negotiation. An unprecedented feat." 😭

two weeks, that will give Donald Trump just enough time to finish writing his healthcare plan

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Samsung Messages is ending operations in July. Though you probably won't hear about this on Samsung Messages.

Thursday is "Cherish an Antique Day". No comments necessary.

I laughed when my friend slipped and fell into that vat of chocolate. I've got a dark sense of humor.

Chuck Norris is the main character in every movie.

Just as I suspected, my security camera has filmed a person adding soil to my garden every single day. The plot thickens.

There was a young man from cork who got limericks and haikus confused 🐢💨

As Einstein once said, "Where's the restroom?"

It's National Hug-a-NewsPerson Day. I got this from a reliable source! nationaldaycalendar.com/national-day/n…

If I had a nickel for every pun I’ve ever posted, I'd have a pun per nickel.

In a surprise twist, the Epstein files released the attorney general.

Pope Leo's first papal encyclical (on AI slop): "Lorem Ipsum."