camel(toe)phat

funniest sequence of tweets 😭

been running into the same dj lately & saw him @ factory town & he offered gl for his show @ at a big ass venue the same weekend as beltran in nyc and idk how to text him for it i feel awkward

Everybody gangsta til da 8 foot niggas start pullin from 40

@Stix617 thank you

Why aren’t more people thanking me?

YOOOOOOO WTF @beltrangauderio

@shecallmemyron @yapdoss bread

Man idk

stereo love. lose control(missy elliot). its my life. one more time. all in the same set. tyvm mau p

@lilsuziihurt @throatenator taking a break from substance abuse to focus on men

taking a break from men to focus on substance abuse

@wkh0le bro what slide the plug😭😭😭

just got a half ounce of weed for $22 cant beat that

To whoever threw a white leopard boot in the crowd at Mau P and hit me in the head Your mom’s a hoe

MACCABI ALL STARS ALBUM BREAK DOWN! - KOWSKI & ERIC REYES IS THE ONLY THING ON NMF YOU SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT!

they should invent a miami with no traffic

i witnessed one of my coworkers(guy) try to explain to one of my other coworkers (girl from jersey) who clavicular is and why hes famous for “looksmaxxing” , etc., as a way to try and flex to her which tbh hurt me more than anything ever has

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

@Stix617 L, 6ers in 7

DERRICK WHITE SHOWING UP WHEN IT MATTERS FUCK ALL OF YOU WHO WERE TALKING SHIT

heard my managers and some coworkers going to some zedd guys concert at factory town tonight 😖

man,, i love house music

please don’t disrespect me and invite me somewhere like regatta

@shecallmemyron bet

If you’re a dark haired brunette with tattoos we have unsettled beef (dm me)

@darthbumpski i was once first in the country for ticket2read

anyone else remember ticket to read

kendall mentioned?