Jank Gyllenhall

Dear @ArdenMyrin / @annahossnieh /#wyatr can you please make “shoe charms” like @threedomusa did for my crocs. I need more so people will be confused by them and I can have conversations with friends and strangers about you!

@HenryLovesYou yo! I think you might get a kick out of these goobers trying to map out the Scientology buildings! latimes.com/california/sto…

@LastPodNetwork @LPontheleft @MarcusParks have you heard about this? latimes.com/california/sto… #scientologyspeedrunning

@otokyo__ Turtle

Hehe, quick question, what do you see, chicken or a bird🤔

It’s my 37th birthday! Giving tiny treats makes you feel good! I might be a stranger but let’s be good to each other. Venmo @smallbatch_ Cash App $smallbatch69

If anyone needs a ticket to @betterlovers #blissmas dm me

If you'd like to read this wild and twisted thread as a single post, you can do so here. 15/ threadreaderapp.com/thread/1568283…

@BigDoomPete @Diet_Hellboy That ETID flag 😫😫😫

From 2 years ago: Find someone who looks at you the way @Diet_Hellboy looks at the return of xander cage

@artificialkp7 She can’t eat shit and live. She is one of the worst people to ever exist.

"I haven't heard a Katy Perry song since 2013" no you did. A thread:

@Brocklesnitch This is my favorite thing ever!

Sure you could lust over this photo shoot with bearded Penn Badgley OR you could lust over a similar photoshoot with bearded dream man Jason Mantzoukas

EVERYONE! Please tell @netflix that they should put a warning before content that has vomiting in it for us with emetophobia. Thanks. #netflix #emetophobia #YouNetflix

@rwylmo This is the laziest performance I have ever seen. She’s so fucking lame.

She needs to cancel this tour before it cancels her career I’m so serious x.com/gabgonebad/sta…

Did #tiffanystratton break her front tooth? #WrestleMania

@elcush Katy Perry blows. She’s a bitch. I wish I could read this but I’m too poor hahaha! Good job though. She’s fucking lame.

she is heaven sent theatlantic.com/culture/archiv…

Carolina needs to wear less foundation or stop rubbing the tip of her nose so much because she looks like the love child of Cindy Lou Who and Rudolph. #wyatr #thebatchelor #TheBachelorABC @ArdenMyrin @annahossnieh @thebachelorabc

If I had a dollar for every time one of these women said “like” I’d be in the top 1% #wyatr @ArdenMyrin @annahossnieh #thebachelor @thebachelorabc

A girl at work over heard me and two coworkers talking and was being all nosey so I said to them “I’ll send it in the group chat.” The next day she told one of the other girls she felt left out and wanted to be included.

I'm your real dad.

Desecrated by a traitor. His disrespect for our nation, our flag, and those who’ve served to defend it, knows no bounds.

Jesus Christ.