Satsy

Can’t get into my old account so here’s another one. Mainly just for bants with @longest_noodle

2021: WFH is the future. 2024: Hybrid is the future. 2026: “We need office culture.” The office: headphones on, nobody talking, just Slack messages.

Beau Greaves winning a PDC title should get far more publicity than Fallon Sherrock got for winning a couple of games at Ally Pally Phenomenal stuff

Either you want me to attend meetings or get my actual work done. I can't do both.

@smallest_noodle @marksandspencer I totally agree! I prefer the 20% off offers each week!

Really disappointed with the new m&s rewards. It was much better when you could just choose a % off an item of choice. I don’t want to have to earn rewards :/ @marksandspencer

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Working from home is 10x more productive, 5x less draining, and 100% better for real life than the office.

I really feel like workdays should be 10am–3pm or 9am– 2pm. There’s no reason for people to spend most of their lives at work. Let people go home and have time for their families, partners, friends, and rest. That’s why everyone is so miserable today.

@joshpearson180 I’m a big Luke littler fan. But he’s gone on like an absolutely prick here, for seemingly no reason

Nobody tells you that one of the biggest sources of adult anxiety is calling in sick when you’re actually sick.

Why did everyone question the Covid vaccine but not ozempic. Vanity is a horror

me

Do you ever open a text and think "I'll reply when I have the energy" and then BOOM it's been two weeks and you're a terrible person

Absolutely nobody should be better off on benefits than those working. Nobody !! It’s sickening what they are doing to this country.

I hate when fitness influencers are in their early 20s. Listen I was skinny and hot when I was 21 too. My diet was vodka, noodles, coffee and cigarettes. My workout was walking to parties in 5inch heels. You don’t impress me. Come back when you’re 50.

Employees don't care about: - Pizza Fridays - Chocolate treats - Discounts at the gym - Office chair racing league - Rainbow-colored stress balls - Inspirational quotes on the walls Employees care about: - Fair pay - Being respected - Work-life balance - Growth opportunities - A supportive environment - Transparency and recognition That's it!

i love people who just naturally have morals, manners, self awareness, common sense and consideration for others.

bitch i was depressed for months, nobody noticed. i still showed up for people even when i didn’t know how to show up for myself. that’s why i don’t buy the whole “i was going through something” excuse for treating people badly. we’re all going through something

hardest pill to swallow is realizing people DO NOT CARE. they'll hurt you & really go on about their lives. not even slightly affected about what they did to you & how you feel. Regardless if it's friendships, relationships, or family.

I dislike when people say "I know her, I went to school with her,” We graduated almost 10 years ago & you knew me as a teenager. I'm sure you can't even recall the last time you had a conversation with me. You honestly have no idea about my life or transition into womanhood. So no you do not know me, you knew me.

I noticed real people barely have friends.