Giles Smart

@RyanSoapKing25 Completely terrible

Can someone let me know what #CelebritySabotage is like? Not watching LIVE as Casualty is at half 8.

@SamiraAhmedUK @Telegraph I loved this series so much at the time.

I feel I’ve been waiting all my life to be commissioned to write this feature about Space: 1999 for today’s @Telegraph.. telegraph.co.uk/gift/c7afbc1fc…

@msloobylou I had to change channels

“Catherine Tate’s belligerent Nan kicked off the night with a version of Queen’s Don’t Stop Me Now.”

I’m full of admiration for the couple drinking champagne at 9.30am on the train from Sheffield to St Pancras

@msloobylou Boo!

I’ve said yes to the dullest project ever in return for 2k. So I won’t be on here much.

Just had a mini row with a snarky woman in a coffee shop who didn’t seem to be familiar with the concept of a queue.

@msloobylou Oh I’m so sorry x

Oh bugger, a mate from here has died. I never met him but only today thought I must tell him something. We bonded over Powell & Pressburger, Jeremy Deller and Bowie and messaged often. He was having chemo and was feeling positive. BUGGER.

My Mum on her wedding day, 1968

@msloobylou She looks so happy!

Here’s my mum on her wedding day

. @KateBushMusic's very first single, Wuthering Heights, hit the No. 1 spot on the UK singles chart on this day in 1978. Here's the story of the album it came from, The Kick Inside... loudersound.com/features/id-ge…

@msloobylou The best!

@smartgiles So nice!

I’m going to bed

@msloobylou Why is it all so Amish?

Just got an advert for & Other Stories so delved into their skirt horrors

@msloobylou @pipterino Omg my dad was always taking to me to Val Toro in the 80s! I miss it

@pipterino Cunt. My mate and I saw Sister Wendy enjoying pasta and white wine in Val Toro off Trafalgar Square once.

Just seen THE LAST PICTURE @BristolOldVic written by my client Catherine Dyson & directed by client @johnrwilkinson1. It’s so brilliant and heartbreaking. Blown away by it.

Listening to the Mike Flowers Pops like it’s 30 years ago.

Watership Down, by Richard Adams. Puffin Books, 1973. Cover by Pauline Baynes.

Guess How Much I Love You @royalcourt is as good as its reviews promised. Sharply written but so achingly tender. Terrific acting too.

I like the blingy gold lions on this newly restored building a few doors down from our office in Soho.

Top of the Pops (16th February 1978). Kate Bush makes her TOTP debut.