@nerdslop why don't you mind your own damn business aiden radarslop
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jesse smashbits
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whenever i clean my desk from the ant infestations i imagine it's all of the people who wronged me screaming in terror and fear whilst i smother them in baby wipes
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@avrythemayo i genuinely think half of the world's problems could be solved if we were all allowed a firearm, and this is a case of many
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my lawyer told me that last tweet was breaking the fourth wall too much so uhhhh
you guys suck haha funny tweet ok bye
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you lot make me want to kill myself
jesse smashbits@smashbits
you think you're so fucking funny talking about some 67?? well you're not. humour used to be damn near irreplaceable back in my day, but now all you kids talk about is some new number combination that NOBODY finds funny. "six sevennn"? how about i shove SIX FINGERS UP SEVEN ASSHO
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@0903Loveheart that's what your mom would've said if she didn't suck strangers' dicks for crack money
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@nerdslop great thanks captain obvious not like i could see it with my own two eyes or anything like that
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do you guys ever feel like your decisions are never your own, that your actions are being puppeteered by an unseen force and you feel like everything you say is tailored to a certain outcome
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@nerdslop i hope they build monoliths of my sexy self when i pass away from this cruel and torturous world
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you think you're so fucking funny talking about some 67?? well you're not. humour used to be damn near irreplaceable back in my day, but now all you kids talk about is some new number combination that NOBODY finds funny. "six sevennn"? how about i shove SIX FINGERS UP SEVEN ASSHO
D3RLORD3@d3rlord3thefool
Ahem. . . 67.
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jesse smashbits retweetledi
not like you could name that "shippen town", you'd enable at least a couple hundred people from twitter
Jesse@ORDEROF_THEPIG
Whoever suggested we change the name to “Boatem Town” needs to stop, we are not renaming Beacontown to that
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before anybody questions my banner, i feel a sense of pure, unadulterated and malevolent joy whenever i see lukas dead
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@ORDEROF_THEPIG this sounds kickass actually, what's the issue
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