AisLeg
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This early dating tip surprised my guy friends:
Never make jokes about a woman’s safety.
Example: She says she’s sharing her location with friends during your date. Do NOT say “What, you don’t trust me?!”
It activates an ick so primal, so powerful, that you will not recover.
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Ah the ‘is Rocky Horror problematic’ chat. Through a 2024 lens - of course it is. But babies, being gay was *illegal* in England 6 years before Rocky was first staged in ‘73.
It was brave, bold & brilliant for its time. Look beyond the end of your own nose, just briefly. Please.
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Cannot believe that @McDonalds forgot my burger
There is also no sprite in my sprite. They've given me a large fizzy water.
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Flying through JFK they aggressively scream at you to not remove your laptop (despite being required everywhere else?) and then every single person with a laptop gets their bag pulled for further tests
Seems like maybe if we took our laptops out you wouldn't have this issue
Alyssa Leader@alittleleader
One time a TSA agent yelled at me for trying to take my shoes off, as if I had just shown up and done some ridiculous and socially unthinkable thing as opposed to the thing I’ve been required to do every time I’ve flown since I was like 12 years old.
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So excited for the NY show
SO glad I bought my tickets immediately
orla gartland@orlagartland
MONTREAL: YOU'RE THE LAST ONE STANDING 😮 come thru! tickets: universe.com/events/orla-ga…
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tis likely that i am nonbinary, but i hath a dragon to defeat so idrc about that rn.
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"septum rings make you look like a cow" have you considered that cows are Nice and i Like Them :)
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me telling dnp that not only did i live but the guy that phil rated a 6 once and then had twitter beef with adopted me
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trying to get dan and phil tickets so i can meet dan and phil to tell dan and phil about the time dan and phil cancelled my make a wish where i was going to meet dan and phil
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Let me clear the air. I'm always down to go to the zoo with you. I will cancel plans just to go to the aquarium. The siren song of 6ft natural history museum haunts me. I'm thinking about botanical gardens as we speak.
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I'm gonna need them to add orla gartland and dodie so I can convince my wife to go with me
🏁@concertleaks
The All Things Go NYC lineup has been announced!
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