Ashley Webster

I occasionally think I want to debate on the internet so I make some cleaver comment… but then they respond and my brain instantly says this has to be some form of intellectual abuse if I respond again.

I’d like to thank my @ouraring for noticing when I’m stressed and not adding to it. Unfortunately people don’t posses the same ability.

@Wendys doesn’t carry Pennies anymore so I get shortened 3 cents? Seems like a lack of preparation led to a fire response that now is making you a ton of extra cash. Any who, I’ll make time to stop by the local cafe next time.

Dear @Walmart if you’re going to lock everything up maybe add a call button on the cases because finding an employee is ridiculous.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Feeling the Playoff 💙 at home!

I hate when I toss laundry on my bed so it will motivate me to fold it, but I get distracted with other things then have to sleep under it. 🤷🏼‍♀️🫶🏼

Happiness isn’t the absence of sadness. It’s a different focal point.

@TrevorReiste @indiareiste You mean, can you find it because you have husband eyes? Or because you didn’t look where it belongs? 😂

I like to play this game with my wife called, I lost something I need it right now, where did you put it. @indiareiste

Flying and don’t have headphones? Sounds like your phone shouldn’t be playing sounds then.

Smile. Not for them, for you.

@Dutton_SM Thats my friend!

I’m about to buy some OKBRAND because Cody told me to do it on TV tonight @smashwebster.

So accustomed to everyone calling each others hotels rooms for pranks, just answered the phone “ @McDonalds how can I help you?”… it was the front desk.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

You can’t be the best if you only deal with perfect situations. Difficulties teach while the good informs.

@Fabled_Abel It’s like they don’t want you to actually wash your hands. 😂🤦🏼‍♀️ here is a spurt of water and usually no soap at all.

@smashwebster Got tricked by one in Park mgm's last year as I went to check in... So puzzling.....

I often wonder if the people designing the sensors for automatic faucets and soap dispensers have ever tried to actually use them.

@TrevorReiste 🤷🏼‍♀️🫢

@smashwebster 😂😂

Ope… I wonder who raised that crazy heifer 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

Dalton Kasel takes a shot from Raven and Cody Webster jumps in for the save