simon mia

Closing my account.

This scumbag was caught red-handed fly-tipping at Coopers Lane Rd coming into Potters Bar, Herts... But who is he?

@RobGMacfarlane I spotted them up high before I heard them this Saturday. Great to hear/see. Lowestoft.

A Korean folk tale suggests the common cold originated when a prince with two penises couldn’t find a wife with two vaginas. Eventually he died, became a ghost and ‘fulfilled his lust in death by releasing himself in people’s nostrils’.

Yesterday we said goodbye to our beautiful Jackson/Mr.Jack 20yrs pretty much to the day (we don't know his exact DoB but one day this week) A constant in the children's lives. Lap warmer. Trip hazard. You will be missed. R.I.P.

It was fun whilst it lasted, but today might be my last day as a Legacy Verified account! 😔🙏 Onwards & upwards though, I'm not leaving Twitter! 😊 If you like birds, please give me a follow, if you already follow, please retweet my tweets to help me stay visible! 🙏🥰🐦

#tbt 30yrs and the end of the 1st day of @completenightmair and my attempt at the #c2c #trangiamoment @trangia_sweden

I don’t know much about art but I know what I like.

Futurama as a dark 80s movie (3/3)

Futurama as a dark 80s movie (2/3)

Futurama as a dark 80s movie (1/3)

@CarlBovisNature Suffolk coast

If you see this tweet, and you're one of my followers, please reply, letting me know where in the world you live. 🙏😀 I'm from Somerset in the UK, what about you? 😊🐦

Retweet when you find it.. 😊

#RikMayall would have been 65 today. I loved him dearly… …I once wrote to him when I was going to be my Best Mates, Best Man at his wedding. We got a reply…

@OSleisure This many (50lt box)+ about a dozen rolled maps.

@OSleisure Around 200+ with approx 25 or so from the turn of 19C/20C

It feels like an opportune moment to bring this out again. 'If you think high-vis and helmets are the answer, your'e asking the wrong question' There's also an old video that has very much stood the test of time.... chrisboardman.com/content/if_you…

I'm sad. 😔 I get so many followers saying that they don't see my tweets anymore..😔 Can you please do me a favour? If you follow me and you see this tweet, can you please retweet it.🙏 To make it more worth sharing, here's one of my fave pics, Kingfisher in berries. 😊🐦

@buntyhoven Dad's Army or EastEnders era Wendy Richards?

RIP Burt BBC News - Burt Bacharach, one of pop's greatest songwriters, dies aged 94 bbc.co.uk/news/entertain…