Lee Smith

@LaurenA_T But dogs are far more well behaved than people

@aliceloulou_ She could at least maintain her garden 😆

what a creep

@sarahmcdonald60 My next target 😆

I call them knockers what do you call them ?

@CelebFarm1 The whole lot is incredible

Shona McGarty your arse is incredible girl!

@TheTennisLetter As long as Billie Jean is there, the world is alright

The Royal Box is full of champions for the Karolina Muchova and Linda Noskova Wimbledon final. Maria Sharapova. Petra Kvitova. Simona Halep. Marion Bartoli. Martina Navratilova. Billie Jean King. 20 Wimbledon singles titles in total.

@SarahMillican75 🪽

Hope you’re having a good Saturday. Sending love ❤️

@Carefree_Jam Some people don’t even realise any of this exists

This heatwave has shown how many people don't know the difference between deodorant and antiperspirant

@heyjaeeeee I love how Victoria’s vocals really shine through in this song

Emma in that blue dress and white coat live in my head rent free! Love this video

@MarchandSurgery Just lighten up everyone. It’s funny. A child would enjoy the innocence of the video & an adult can find the grown up version of it funny.

Be sure to screen what videos your kids watch on the internet. Sick people out there.

@squashies1 how about, for Xmas, blackjack and/or fruit salad flavour??

@mattforde @BristolCity 😆 yep, that’s the same thing 👍🏼

@smiffylee82 @BristolCity Shouldn’t support a team if you can’t handle the results Lee. Check to see if they’re capable of winning next time.

What the fuck was that!!!! @BristolCity #BristolCity

@mattforde @premierinn It does say on their site if the rooms are air conditioned or not

@lucyfairz Statistically, your tits

Be honest… what’s the first thing you noticed about me? 👀

@Morrisons which of your stores in the midlands have large men’s clothing sections?

@RyanSoapKing25 But what an episode. Both Lauren & Priya with their legs out, and then naked Priya at the end 😆

#EastEnders The CHAOS of tonight's final scene as Max & Priya have their first close shave. 🤣 ✨ A half nacked Priya trapped in the boot of Vinny's car ✨ Priya throwing her coat into the pit at the Arches - she won't be getting that back ✨ The sheer panic on Max's face as Lauren drives away in Vinny's car with Priya in the boot. ✨ Cindy's reaction to Max's sheer panic. Can't wait to see how Max gets out of this one tomorrow night. The fallout of this affair is going to be so DELICIOUS to watch 💥🔥✨

@GMB The only people that ever want more bank holidays are the people who don’t have to work them. Bunch of lazy fucks!!

Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer says there could be a bank holiday if England win the World Cup, which could come on the following Friday. Should that be a bank holiday?

@London_W4 How much are the Gatorades??

And now I’m here in the corner shop next to Battersea Power Station, perusing the wine selection. They have a bottle of Petrus for £4250. Yes, four thousand two hundred and fifty pounds. The people who live here are rather wealthy. Your corner shop has wine for £4.25 because you’re poor.

@SkyUK any chance you can put @FallonTonight back onto the tv schedule

@Nigel_Farage Sounds like they could be politicians. Liars & refusal of apologies

Several media organisations have been hounding my daughter. When I approached the boss of Sky News and complained, they denied any contact — and so did their news report. Sky News are liars. I demand an apology from them and a promise not to repeat it.

@heyshrutimishra Still only drops to late 20C, that’s too hot as well.

While Europe is responding to heat waves by buying more air conditioners, China is deploying infrastructure that cools public space at a fraction of the energy cost. Rooftops across Shanxi province are fitted with mist nozzles that spray droplets fine enough to evaporate before they hit the ground. They switch on automatically at 35°C and drop surrounding air temperature by 5 to 8°C within minutes. The same system now runs at bus stops in Chongqing, public squares in Beijing and Wuhan. The technology is not new. Evaporative cooling is textbook thermodynamics. What is new is that a government decided to fund the rollout at city scale before anyone wrote a policy paper about it.