James Smith

@davidjaca Not bad for an injured man... He's like the reverse Giggs

Just perfect technique. The number of these that are crashed over the bar. Tonali inch perfect execution.

@NigelHopper3 @visitnorthyork If you hadn't said it, I would have!

@visitnorthyork @thebrowncowlouth

Where's your favourite place in North Yorkshire for Fish & Chips?

@ProTottenham @SpursOfficial @SpursSongSheet Lot of time for this

@SpursOfficial Just one look at you.... And we know it's gonna be.... An Archie Gray 🎶 @SpursSongSheet

A battling performance ⚔️ Thank you for your incredible support tonight, we go again on Sunday 💪

@SkySportsTennis @joesturner

Imagine your opponent doing this 🤯

@WindyCOYS Decision makers are the same ones who hung on to Frank too long. And then appointed this guy. Hubris >> sense

See ya Igor, it was shit while it lasted

@NigelHopper3 @benonwine Mayor Sausage

@benonwine Dog shaggers

@davidjaca That's exactly it. Motivation simply doesn't come from what you see on the pitch at the start of the game...yet there's the glimmer of knowing that *some* of them are half decent at football!

@asokofliverpool Yeah it's very much a case of "my team has been bad but wow, at least we're not Spurs bad". A fan simply can't get up for this style of football like.

That Dragusin clipped ball is to no one and into nowhere. Genuinely shocking.

@NigelHopper3 @WHATSFORDlNNER Cider!? You've changed...

@WHATSFORDlNNER 2 sausages , black pudding , mushrooms & pint of cider

What would you add to make this perfect? 🤔

@WindyCOYS Merry Christmas, Windy. I'm sure the day will still be fantastic, germs or no germs!

Merry Christmas to all and solidarity with those who are now suffering from colds brought home from nursery or school. I suspect this is the shape of my Christmas for several years 😭 Thank you for all the support for both me and The Extra Inch podcast this year. Much love 🤍

@BardiTEI Oldest corner taker...

Ben Davies becomes the oldest player to ever play football in the Champions League.

@Vitu_E Pray for us Spurs fans who lived through that AND are England cricket fans...

Just fucking bonkers stuff in the #HeadlossAshes

@NigelHopper3 @browncowlouth Best pub going. No competition 🍺

Me & victoria have been at the @browncowlouth 18years today , thank you to all our fabulous staff , fantastic customers , cheers to a few more years 🍺🍺#wontlast6months #utm #pubwithakitchen

@BardiTEI Play him as a 9 or don't bother at all

Johnson never again ole ole ole

@maccalemon @BBCMOTD Ahhh, just clicked your bio. Ignore me

@BBCMOTD same every season media cream themselves over spurs, history tells us they aint a top 6 side

Will Tottenham finish top four? 🤔 "If you're a Tottenham fan now, you've got to be a little bit excited!" #MOTD

@maccalemon @BBCMOTD Finished top 6 in 15 out of the past 20 seasons, so....

@joesturner @ScottWoodthorpe Most enjoyable 👌🏼

I’ve been good mates with @ScottWoodthorpe for many years and he’s a wonderful human being but this is hands down the best thing he’s ever done. Never been prouder. Exceptional banter 😂😂😂 #GTFC

@BardiTEI That draw is an absolute touch for us. Cue immediate hope...which, as we know, tends to end one way 😩

You wait ages for a Champions League draw and then a second Europa League one comes.

@bushontheradio Nissan Micras. Wind. Chelsea fans

What things in life do you NOT like?

@90sWWE @IainMcGhie1

Before memes, we used to just yell out wrestling catchphrases at each other

@BardiTEI @NathanAClark Squad rotation week-on-week is OK, yes? Just zero transfers??

@NathanAClark going to be a nightmare if everyone has done the same team

34 teams in my "How low can you go?" league. Do you have the ability to pick 15 low scoring players from 15 different teams and not make one sub? There'll be a prize for the biggest loser/winner prob beer, cheese, gin or biscuits. I'll figure that out in May.